Posted by NRC on 7/14/2006, 8:40 pm
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Dear Rapid Edwin, It's been a long time since we've seen you around these parts. All of us on this extremely active and exciting board have been awaiting your return to greet us and talk with us, your loyal fans. We have forgiven you for the Texas coast no-show in 2003. That's water under the bridge.However, I come to you as a friend, a fan, and a concerned citizen. Have you seen the video? The one that everyone's talking about?http://youtube.com/watch?v=BHTj7qfnTak Edwin, watch the video, and tell me that it doesn't send shivers up and down your emaciated spine. Is this the fate that you want for yourself? When you're old and fully dependent on steroids and growth hormone to maintain your rather flat chest, do you want to be working for a small promotion, forgetting your lines and struggling to take a simple t-shirt off? Is this what you want for your kids? Your wife? Your dog? Your siamese cats? Please, for your own sake and for the sake of your loyal fanbase, we beseech you to go to school. You could try a little community collegefirst, or maybe a night school (I'm assuming that you graduated high school, but maybe that's assuming too much, no?). Take a few courses,see if you like it. There are always vocational schools. Or maybe hamburger school. Think about it Edwin, just please think about it. We don't want to come across a video like the above for you one day. I wish you could tell us your intention to quit the wrestling game, but I'm betting your response will be much like Lex Luger's:"I DON'T KNOW!!!"N ...R ....C .....
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