Our Back Porch: MORE humor ~ just for fun~ 'Elephant Stew'

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MORE humor ~ just for fun~ 'Elephant Stew'

Posted by TJ on 11/20/2002, 8:32 pm

ELEPHANT STEW

1 Elephant, Medium size
2 rabbits (optional)
gravy - lots
Cut elephant into bite size pieces and cover with gravy.
Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees F.

This elephant stew serves 3,800 adults and 35 children.
If more are expected, two rabbits may be added.
Do this only if absolute necessary, as most people do not like to find a hare in their stew.
Please Note: A word of Warning though - Elephants are protected game, so do please be careful that you don't get caught catching your elephant
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Please note this recipe is submitted in HUMOR, and should not be taken literally.

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