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Posted by Sue (MN~Sue) on 3/1/2004, 12:19 am A POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 50 A Computer was something on TV Meg was the name of my girlfriend An Application was for employment A Memory was something that you lost with age Compress was something you did to the garbage Log On was adding wood to the fire Cut is what you did with a pocket knife I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
Hi Friends ~ Can you relate??? LOL
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From a science fiction show of note
A Window was something you hated to clean
And Ram was the father of a goat.
And Gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really Mega Bytes.
A Program was a TV show
A Cursor used profanity
A Keyboard was a piano.
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Not something you did to a file
And if you Unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Hard Drive was a long trip on the road
A Mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a Backup happened to your commode.
Paste you did with glue
A Web was a spider's home
And a Virus was the flu.
And the Memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they wish they were dead.
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