"oo-wow! oo-wow!" this big jerk crowed, and fortunately the Open director jerked this Zag jerk away from the camera. Some say he was replicating a pheasant mating call. I've got a couple of Zag friends who mated Zag girls up there, and none of them ever made this crazy call. They told me he looked like a rejected Zag thespian they remember continually muffing his lines. Well, he finally got on the big stage and really muffed this line.