From the land of the Bluenose.....the buzzer sounded.....not to end the first quarter of the game but the buzzer for the door.
I jumped out of bed..... more like a crocodile's death roll and hobbled to the door and let the bouy in. He dropped two boxes at my feet and saw the smile on my face.....I grabbed my Grinch jammies so they would not drop. He laughed , promptly saying "That will be $29.11."
I responded , "Hope me son you don't mind change." I then counted out 29 loonies. That will teach him to laugh at my pjs!
Shut the door and thought to myself....."Self that bouy is a classic example of a nanoid unik necrophiliac that suffers from zoolagnia tendencies.
With great care I stabbed, gashed and parried the tape on the boxes and there they were!
MY BABIES HAD COME HOME!
Dr. Brad at Garrett had cured all but one who had signed an organ donor card with her parts put to good use.
On the sad side Otto died today of a broken heart(fuel pump went). Have to find a donor for a new one!
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