Woodie was on the road and heading to Cape Breton to catch the ferry to adventure and Newfoundland. By St. Peter's Woodie got a bad feeling in gut as he ran over a which according to local folk lore meant that it was going to rain for a week! Woodie didn't believe in the local hocus pocus and just kept on driving down the road with a big Woodie's luck was holding up as his car was the last to be loaded on the ferry. Woodies immediately set out for the bar on the Lief Ericson where he met up with a Newfie named who after a few brews opened up and told his version of the dragon's chest legend giving Woodie a few words of caution about the locals who would deep him for no reason at all. Of course our hero was not of the aquatic nature and had a big time fear of a blue and yellow A few more Bud and Alan gave Woodie a which would supposedly protect him from evil spirits! Suddenly the Lief Ericson shuddered and it felt like it's had caught on something and the ship slowed to a dead halt. Woodie reached under his sweater and pulled out his two and began to pray that this was not going to be a repeat of the Titanic! Woodie was no coward but he reached under the seat and grabbed the life preserver and it up hoping that it was not about to be used. Drowning was not his first in a way to end his life and he would rather die of old age with a Bud in each hand. The ship lurhed forward and once again resumed it's voyage with Woodie sighing and thanking his lucky stars. Going up top and to the stern Woodie gazed at the night sky as he lit his and thought about his forth coming adventure! His far away thoughts were interrupted by gunfire from the that were guarding some coin on the port side. The gang of (illegal aliens) were trying to relieve the guards of the loot when one of them was hit full force in the chest by musket and blown into little bitty
Now Woodie and seen blood and guts on many adventures and was no but thought this adventure had bad karma and was for the Holy better a live coward then a dead hero Woodie thought and decided there and then that finding the could be done by another braver soul!