Posted by Hate on February 1, 2005, 4:33 pm Subject Want to be rich? Go dead 1. Elvis Presley $40m (£22m) His book is still the best selling book of all time. Anyway, he can get a Ferrari for free, he's God. 2004-12-20 22:40:11 Go #### yourself in the smallest orafice in your body, you fetid puke! 2004-12-24 13:52:28 2004-12-24 20:00:35 2005-01-03 00:24:52 2005-01-11 13:01:13 Do they talk to you in the dark places? 2005-01-12 12:21:53 Seriously, why bother? b) Then there's something wrong with you. You're being a cunt, you want me gone, I therefore refuse to go. BECAUSE IF I DID, THEN YOU WOULD WIN, FAUX-THICKIE. COMPLAINING WHEN SOMEONE HAS A GO AT YOU FOR NO ####ING REASON IS NOT ####ING b###hING, SCUMBAG. "if the only reason you're responding is to 'win'." Now I'm not sure if you are pretending to be stupid of if you genuinely are stupid. The #### does that come from? So, I'm not allowed to complain when I'm insulted for no apparent reason? Would you like me to celebrate instead? Link: http://clanczr.org
Take me to the end...
BiNJ :
Quorn to be Wild 2004-12-18 08:20:34
This is a list of the top earning dead dead celebrities:
2. Charles Schulz $35m (£19m)
3. JRR Tolkien $23m (£12.5m)
4. John Lennon $21m (£11m)
5. Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel $18m (£10m)
6. Marilyn Monroe $8m (£4.3m)
7. George Harrison $7m (£3.8m)
=7. Irving Berlin $7m
=7. Bob Marley $7m
10. Richard Rodgers $6.5m
11. George and Ira Gershwin $6m
=11. Jimi Hendrix $6m
=11. Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe $6m
=11. Cole Porter $6m
15. James Dean $5m (£2.7m)
=15. Dale Earnhardt Sr $5m
=15. Jerry Garcia $5m
=15. Freddie Mercury $5m
=15. Tupac Shakur $5m
=15. Frank Sinatra $5m
You :
Needs help
2004-12-18 11:08:45
DEAD dead celebrities?
Disease :
Evidence Planter
2004-12-18 13:55:11
Jesus must be at number one.
Deckchair :
Souperier Beeng
2004-12-18 14:30:55
He doesn't get any royalties though.
Disease :
Evidence Planter
2004-12-18 15:32:01
He should do, he would be able to afford a Ferrari.
You :
Needs help
2004-12-18 20:13:02
He didn't write it, he's just the main character in the second half. And he neglected to sue for royalties.
Soul-King[Tls] :
He is not Scottish.
2004-12-19 16:35:09
Jesus in a Ferrari, I'd buy that for a dollar.
freneticvirus :
i'd think jesus as more of a porche man.
Shanx :
No 1 Joe Fan
2004-12-21 15:50:13
Nah, he'd have to get a push bike... anything else might damage his image.
Stoo :
Banned from Steam
2004-12-24 00:31:19
Driving a piece of sure class like a Ferrari in sandals!
Meh :
Who, Jesus?
Disease :
Evidence Planter
2004-12-24 17:32:21
yes.
Meh :
You're going to go to HELL NOW
Zulubear :
Kitten Molester
2004-12-24 22:59:15
Good. Company.
Darm :
Jesus in a HumVee.
Meh :
Also Jesus isn't dead. He's God. His human form was reabsorbed into Heaven.
Deckchair :
Souperier Beeng
2005-01-11 19:22:17
So people in heaven aren't dead?
Meh :
Most people in heaven are dead, prickington, but OBVIOUSLY God isn't, you faux-berk.
Last edited by Meh on 2005-01-27 17:28:47
chilling :
Ducky
2005-01-24 20:34:31
Hell is underated.
Shanx :
No 1 Joe Fan
2005-01-28 14:11:02
wtf
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:13:17
And it seems the ducks escaped.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:22:25
Don't you see,shan? It's funny cos they're all dead!!! HAHHAHAAHA. Nice one, cunto.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:25:10
Do you really have nothing better to do than have a go at me whenever the opportunity presents itself?
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:26:16
At this precise moment, Cunto, no I do not.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:27:58
Then you must have an enormously empty life. Consider getting a job or hobbies.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:32:17
Hehehe. Career advice from the salad washer at mcdonalds. Thanks anyway,cunto, but I think i'll stick with what i'm doing.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:34:42
You got career advice from the salad washer at McDonalds, did you? That's nice. Was it better or worse than the advice I, a civil servant, just gave you?
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:36:20
I'm sure you'll be one of the civil servants that'll be sacked as being wastage if the conservatives get in, so you'll see your true calling as a salad washer. Therefore, they will get my vote.
Last edited by Loonpants on 2005-01-28 14:36:47
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:38:11
Not really, I'm an AA. You need those.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:39:11
Absolute Arsehole? Yeah, i know.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:39:58
Admin assistant. The #### is wrong with you? You could be doing something worthwile, you dumb prick.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:41:55
When are you going to do something worthwhile, you sniveling little pathetic cunt?
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:43:38
I'm doing it now. Occasionally pausing to point out how dreary your life must be if your only enjoyment comes from having a go at someone you've never met and never will for no reason at all.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:46:17
Yeah, my life is dreary...I feel really low. I think i must need prozac or something.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:47:37
Go see your GP, he'll fix you up.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:51:53
I'm sure he will,cunto.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:53:22
That's the other thing, it's not as if you're witty. Go do something you're good at.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 14:54:08
Not a photoshop. Supposedly.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 14:59:18
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 15:09:40
Heh. Audrey II.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 15:40:39
Oh, and i'm not trying to be witty. You repulse me, is all.Physically repulse me.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 15:46:26
a) Of course you're not. That's the perfect excuse for failure.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 15:54:17
Repulsive. There's not one redeeming thing to your personality. Absoulutely repulsive.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 15:58:24
You're utterly mad.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:06:27
Repulsive.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:08:19
Seriously. See a ####ing psychiatrist. You're unhealthy.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:09:18
Absolutely repulsive.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:10:31
I mean it. Get treatment.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:11:50
Actually, repulsive isn't a strong enough word.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:12:42
I really am serious. Look at what you've spent an afternoon doing.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:15:33
Annoying you. An afternoon well spent. You wretched turd.
No, not wretched. that's not strong enough either.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:16:59
An afternoon spent running around insulting someone you've never met. Collect coins or something instead.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:19:04
No thanks, cunto.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:20:16
You really think there's a point to this.
BACON! :
Sah!
2005-01-28 16:21:48
The wierd thing isn't that Loonpants is Radish bating, rather you continue to come back here even though a considerable amount of people actually want you to #### off.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:23:02
And yet,cunto, you keep replying.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:24:10
Just sundry cunts. And I refuse to let them win.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:26:45
win? win what, cunto?
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:28:42
Ah, the "pretend to be an imbecile" strategy.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:30:04
Keep going then.But Stop b###hing about it all, you ####ing loser.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:30:31
b###hing about what, for Christ's sake? b###hING ABOUT WHAT?
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:33:12
About me having a go at you, cunto.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:36:02
So...you want to kick me, and you want me to...what, LAUGH ABOUT IT?
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:38:45
No, just don't b###h about it all the time if the only reason you're responding is to 'win'. You thick cunt.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:41:09
For ####'s sake stop making excuses. Responding in a negative fashion to a random insult is not "b###hing all the time". SO STOP WITH THE b###hING MOTIF. YOU KNOW IT'S BOLLOCKS, I KNOW IT'S BOLLOCKS.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:43:17
I'm not making any kind of excuses, I don't need to. Stop b###hing about not b###hing, cunto.
BACON! :
Sah!
2005-01-28 16:43:24
Made perfect sense to me.
Meh :
Radish
2005-01-28 16:44:51
Let me just get this clear in my head.
Loonpants :
Justice Cocks
2005-01-28 16:46:52
I don't think anything is ever going to be clear in your head.
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