Posted by BC One! Two! Th- broken up by Louie Z, who's in to rescue his partner, delivering a stomp to the Kurgan's back! MASTERS: "Close one there! We almost saw new champs!" CROWLEY: "This looks like the Demonstones of old, back in the days of the Loose Cannons. They're dominating with power ... and lots of it!" Gregor's in, bullying his way past Billington to get at Badd Crazy. As they tangle, Kurgan pulls Lonny up and starts to grapple with him. Soon, the two sets of competitors are in separate corners, as the ref is unable to break up the melee. The Demonstones seem to have the upper hand, and with a shared look, fire Bash and Z out from opposite corners on a collision course. However, quick thinking on the part of Extreme Inc results in Bash ducking low and Z leapfrogging him, and they continue across the ring as Bash spears Gregor and Louie hits Kurgan with a surprise lariat! CROWLEY: "L-BASH an' LOU-Z in da HOOUUUUUSSSEE!!!" ARIEL: "Bling Bling!!" CROWLEY: "Yeahhhhhh boyyeeeeeeee!!" ARIEL: "Don't hate the playas, hate the game!!!" MASTERS: " CRIPPLE MY NIPPLE!!!!" CROWLEY & ARIEL " ......." MASTERS: "What?" ARIEL: "I think you mean 'shizzle my nizzle', Uncle Bobby." CROWLEY: "Just sip your Ovaltine quietly and let me handle acting hip and cool, Grandpa". When Billington decides to reclaim control of the match by getting rid of the illegal men - Gregor first - Louie Z seizes the opportunity to drag Kurgan to his feet into a side headlock ... and runs with him to the opposite corner, scaling the turnbuckles and jumping off, planting Kurgan's face into the mat with a Tornado DDT!!! Here's the pin! 1! 2! 3! WINNERS BY PINF - hold up! Billington waves off the pin, realizing that Louie Z wasn't the legal man either! He escorts the protesting professor out of the ring, leaving Lonny Bash slumped in one corner and Kurgan flat on his back in the middle of the ring! Billington surveys the carnage and starts to count them out. He gets to four before Lonny Bash stirs, and he hits 7 just as Lonny is able to pull himself to his feet with the help of the ring ropes. Across the ring, Kurgan also starts to climb to his feet as Bash stumbles over to his corner and gets the tag! As Kurgan makes his feet, Louie Z hits him with a spinning heel kick, knocking the big man to the mat! Louie drops for another cover! 1! 2! No! Kurgan drapes a leg over the ropes just in time to break the count! Louie's up, grabs the offending leg and drags the big man away from the ropes, before intertwining his own leg around Kurgan's and dropping to the mat in a grapevine submission hold. As he wrenches back on the leg, Kurgan sits up like a shot and lets loose with an eardrum-shattering primal scream of pain, and clutches at his knee! Shocked, perhaps thinking that he's torn some ligaments, Louie releases the hold immediately and rises from the canvas as Kurgan rolls around in pain. Louie strays a bit too close to the ropes though, and is leveled by a massive clothesline from Gregor as he runs along the apron. Kurgan, gripping his knee with a face full of pain, struggles to get to his rather large feet. The pain he feels obviously slows him down, however, as Louie Z is up at roughly the same time. Still looking hesitant, Louie taps him on the shoulder and points at his Kurgan's knee in concern... only to be grabbed around the throat by Kurgan's big mit, and choke-slammed on the mat! Louie hits hard, rolling slowly across the ring, and a llimping Kurgan gives a slow chase, stomping on his head. Pulling the one-hundred and seventy-pound Louie Z up, Kurgan flings him into the ropes.. and back body drops him OVER THE TOP ROPE! Louie lands on his tailbone out on the cold concrete floor, his hand reaching up in the air in pain. Kurgan seems to want to go out with a bang, and waves off the tag, dropping to his side and rolling out after Louie. Taking the little professor by the hair, Kurgan appears to be about to slug him in the sunglass-covered face, when an arriving Lonny Bash -- now in the ring illegally -- reaches over and grabs him by the hair! Kurgan almost completely ignoring Bash, drives Z down to the floor again with a right cross.. as Gregor enters the ring behind Lonny! Gregor picks Lonny up by the back of his trunks and the scruff of his neck, and tosses him OVER THE TOP ROPE and onto Louie Z, who's just getting to his feet outside! Both men fall in a heap, and Gregor slides out of the ring to stand beside his brother. Kurgan chooses Louie and Gregor chooses Lonny, both men ignoring Fred Billington's orders to bring it back inside. Kurgan leads the way up the ramp, dragging Z along by the neck, and chucking him across the stage as they arrive at the top of the ramp. Gregor, dragging Bash behind his brother, also sends his quarry sprawling on the steel stage area. Louie Z, rolling with the blow, staggers up quickly to his feet and does the only thing he can do : try and flee. He does so by hooking his hands and legs onto one of the two 25' lighting towers, and pulling himself up! His feet kick at Kurgan's grasping hands, and he continues his ascent, as Gregor Demonstone pounds shot after shot into the face of Lonny James Bash. Bash, staggering from the blows, wobbles on his feet. Gregor, backing up, takes three running steps and launches a sidekick -- but Lonny ducks under! With Gregor moving past him to the edge of the stage, Lonny hits his desperation move -- THE PANIC BUTTON! His feet striking Gregor in the face, Lonny executes his incredible dropkick, sending Gregor teetering... and OFF THE SIDE OF THE STAGE! Gregor's big body plummets right THROUGH a production table! CROWD : ENN PEE DUB! ENN PEE DUB! ENN PEE DUB! Lonny cannot believe his luck -- Gregor almost always kicks his head in -- but has little time to celebrate. Kurgan, unable to climb after Louie Z, has been waiting at the foot of the tower as Louie hurriedly climbs all the way to the top. He turns now to Lonny, grasping him by the throat, and preparing another choke-slam! Desperately, Lonny's foot kicks out, smashing Kurgan's knee, and causing him to stumble and fall to the stage! As Kurgan grabs his knee, Lonny nods with his partner, and drops a high leg drop over Kurgan's body! Up above... Louie Z stands on the edge! MASTERS : NO! NO LOU! IT'S TOO HIGH! DONNNNNN'T --- LOUIE [almost inaudible on the camera mics] : I WILL JUMP ON YOU EXTREMELY! Louie, on the edge, kicks off! His body sails through the air as he aims at Kurgan...... ..aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWHAAAAM! CROWLEY : HOLY SHIT! LOUIE JUST TOOK A 25' LEAP AND EXECUTED THE BRAINIAC ON KURGAN! The cowd is chanting "Holy Shit!" over and over, and are cheering wildly at the Nutty Professor. Lonny, sensing opportunity, attends to his barely concious partner first as the EMTs come out... and grabs a gurney from one of the medics! With all the strength he can muster, Lonny manages to drap Kurgan onto the gurney, and Louie over top of him! Comically positioned in an unfortunate "69" position, Lonny races the gurney back to the ring, where Fred Billington -- who has decided to let this one go, and not count -- is waiting. Rolling both men in, Lonny quickly enters the ring, pulling Louie over top of Kurgan! Billington drops to count -- AS GREGOR DEMONSTONE RUNS DOWN FROM BESIDE THE RAMP! Sliding in, Gregor attempts to break the cover... and Lonny intercepts, via an over the top belly to belly by Gregor that sends him through the ropes! But Billington is counting as Gregor dives on the cover... .... 3!!!! WINNERS : EXTREME INCORPORATED Gregor kicks Louie out of the ring in anger, and can't believe it himself. Seeing to his brother and helping him up, Gregor apologizes to the big man for his part in the loss -- but Kurgan will hear nothing of it. Raising his brother's hand and embracing him, Kurgan manages to steal all of Extreme Inc.'s thunder as the champs retrieve the belts, staggering off backstage. MASTERS : And the fans are giving it up for Kurgan Demonstone! Thank you Kurgan! Thank you for twenty years! Thank you for the good times! You will be missed! Kurgan, waving to the crowd, drops out of the ring and is embraced by his sister-in-law before leading the way up the ramp. he stops at the top, raising his fist, and finally turns, disapperaring backstage one last time.
on 4/19/2002, 9:03 pm
Two count only, it wasn't really close as Lonny gets a shoulder up. Kurgan glares at Billington, but maintains the offensive. Picking Lonny up in a side headlock, he fires a series of hard punches into his smaller opponent's kidneys, then grabs the tights and fires him over in a snap suplex. Another pinfall attempt!
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