Posted by NPW on 9/23/2003, 1:24 am MASTERS: Direwolf's coming down to the ring, and appears to be completely unfazed by the crowd's reaction! Listen to these boos ... it's surreal for the Alpha Male to generate this level of animosity! [Ariel has re-taken her seat, and chimes in on the conversation.] MACE: Well, you've seen what he's been like since coming back ... he and Screwy Louie made their return by nearly killing poor Scottie Seton ... and then the next week they laid massive beatdowns on Flare and Calvin Astroth. Direwolf used to be tough ... but nowadays, he's just cruel. CROWLEY: Ahhhhhh, stick it up your craphole. The Alpha Male shows a little bit of an 'edge', and these lemmings here turn on him. I boldly predict that they'll be back on his side in no time whatsoever. [Stalking about the entrance ramp, Direwolf is raising his arms in mock celebration as the boos cascade all around. Snarling, he fakes a backhanded slap at a young woman wearing a 'Megaera' tee-shirt as he makes his way down the rampway. From the ring, Edwards and McNulty lean against the ropes, eyeing the hirsute wreslter as he makes his way ringside. In the background, Megaera has perched in a seated position on one of the turnbuckles on the opposite side of the ring.] # I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off # [Having made his way to ringside, Direwolf shoos away the figure of Keith Edwards from turnbuckles closest to the ring steps. As Edwards slowly complies - and then, only after the gentle insistence of Jaime McNulty - Direwolf tromps up the steps and, showing surprising agility for a big man, catapults himself over the top rope and into the ring, as his music dies down.] MASTERS: This should be a hotly contested mat-and here we go!! Edwards is quick to get up in Direwolf's face! [Indeed, NPW's 'Golden Man' has decided to assert himself right off the bat against the big dog ... stepping close and, with his upturned face mere inches below that of the bigger Direwolf, appears to be giving the former champ a verbal barrage. Direwolf merely looks down, smirking.] CROWLEY: And here comes Megaera, not wanting to be left out of the party ... OOOH! Turned back by Edwards! [As the smaller Megaera approached the two men, apparently to get in on the conversation, she's unceremoniously greeted with a shove to the chest from Edwards, causing her to stumble backwards!] [The mild distraction is enough to allow Direwolf to turn the verbal tables, as he starts to give Edwards a piece of his mind. Edwards, for his part, pastes a half-sneer/half-smile on his face, nodding mockingly at Direwolf talks down at him.] [Megaera glances from one man to the other, and steps up once again - this time, to be greeted by the meaty hand of Direwolf, as the former champion grasps her by the face ... and viciously shoves her backwards, again! The force of the assault is enough to cause Meg to stumble and fall onto her behind, causing Jaime McNulty to burst into mocking laughter.] MASTERS: Neither Edwards nor Direwolf showing any respect for Megaera here ... they're more interested in smacktalking each other! MACE: BOOOOO!!! They're both exceptional pooey! CROWLEY: Ehhh ... it's clear who each of these guys is viewing as the chief opposition in this match. Whether it's a sexist thing, or just respect for the other veteran in the match, it's clear that Direwolf and Edwards are primarily focussed on each other. [Now Edwards and Direwolf are face-to-face, both men yapping at each other. Keith bores holes into his opponent with his eyes as he makes his point, likely something to do with the resemblance of Direwolf's chest hair to a herd of chinchillas. At the same time, however, a fine mist of spittle escapes from the Alpha Male's lips as he no doubt questions the smaller man's mother's sexual preferences.] [Both men are so focussed on the other that they either don't hear the ring bell toll to signal the start of the match, or they don't care. Neither man seems willing to back down from the other.] MASTERS: This is all about asserting dominance ... which one will turn away first ... or which one will lose his cool? CROWLEY: It's a pissing match now ... who's the bigger dog? Edwards is challenging Direwolf's position as the Alpha Male! [The question of who will give first, however, is never answered ... as BOTH men are taken out simultaneously by Megaera as she MOONSAULTS off of the top rope!] ARIEL: WHOO HOO!! It's the Alpha FEmale! Gooooo, Meg! Girl Power! [All three hit the canvas together, but the men have obviously taken the brunt of the blow. It's Megaera who's up first ... and, crouching down, she waits for her prey ... and lashes out with a spinning judo kick as Edwards sits up! A sickening THWACK echoes as her foot connects with the temple of her opponent, dropping him back onto the canvas.] [Repositioning herself quickly, Megaera turns to Direwolf ... but in one quick motion he rolls away from her and out of striking distance. Scrambling to his feet, he falls backwards - just beyond the reach of a jumping thrust kick from the advancing Fury - and bounces off the ropes behind him. Running forward now, he put his head down and charges at Megaera, looking for a running headbutt ... but she avoids him by dropping to the canvas. The big man's momentum carries him over her and to the opposite ropes ... bouncing off, he comes back as Meg rises to her feet and jumps straight up ...] MASTERS: Leapfrog .... NO! Caught by Direwolf ... and Megaera's seated on the Alpha Male's shoulders! CROWLEY: He's got his face buried in her cro- MACE: EWWWWWW!!!!!! [Direwolf's uncharacteristically at a temporary loss for action, given the unusual position that he finds himself in. Megaera, however, seizes the opportunity, as she squeezes her thighs and falls backwards -] MASTERS: Hurricanrana!! [Amazing, she manages to flip the big man over and hard down to the canvas! Capitalizing on the element of surprise, she dives on top of the big man, pinning his shoulders to the mat. McNulty's in position, and he drops down ...] [One!] [Tw-kickout with authority! Direwolf presses Megaera off of his chest, and about halfway across the ring!] CROWLEY: Not gonna get the Alpha Male that easily, girlie! It's gonna take a lot more than that to keep the big bad 'Wolf down!
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MACE: And introducing the final competitor ... hailing from Scranton, Pennsylvania, he is the TWO-TIME National Pro Wrestling heavyweight champion ... DIREEEWOLLLLFF!!!!
# Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces #
# Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know) #
# Lookin for the right time to flash them G's #
# Then um I'm leavin, please believin' #
# Me and the rest of my heathens #
# Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons #
# Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin #
# No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin #
# I need you to get up up on the dance floor #
# Give that man what he askin for #
# Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you #
# And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use #
# Its gettin hot in here (so hot) #
# So take off all your clothes #
# What good is all the fame if you aint ####in the models #
# I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle #
# And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles #
# Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it #
# Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it #
# Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it #
# I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it #
