Posted by NPW on 9/23/2003, 1:23 am [As the chanting beginnings of Varttina's Aijo fill the building, Megaera, lacking her familiar kendo stick, walks out, looking less than impressed. One eye is black and blue - no amount of make-up is going to help this bruise out. The other one is yellowy-purple and healing nicely. Her hands are balled into fists and the expression on her face gives the impression that she's looking for blood tonight.] MACE: Introducing next ... from somewhere in Greece, I think ... the next competitor in this match ... MEGAERA, the FUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!! CROWLEY: Ye gods ... it looks like Megaera's already BEEN in a match this week. Check out those shiners! MASTERS: Megaera, the Fury coming out here ... and she looks focussed here, Ken. She may be the smallest competitor in the ring ... and the least experienced ... but you'd have to be a fool to discount her chances. [Megaera storms down toward the ring, eyes fixed on Keith Edwards. Her vinyl Catwoman-like suit - roughly the same shade as her blue-black hair, pulled back in a tight braid - shines as though it she spent the last hour polishing it.] MASTERS: I'm noticing, Ken, that Megaera seems to be coming out alone here. That's unusual, since she's typically accompanied by her sisters. Any idea what's going on? CROWLEY: Who knows ... maybe their flight from the Isle of Lesbos was delayed or something ... ## Raakyi mannikossa yolla yksinansa ## [Still with her eyes on Edwards, she climbs into the ring, perfectly-manicured hands with silver-painted fingernails clutching the rope. Megaera says something to Edwards, but it's lost in the music. Even Edwards doesn't seem to hear - or he takes no notice of her. Jaime McNulty steps in between however, and backs Megaera off. His hands are roaming, however ...] MASTERS: What's McNulty doing, now? CROWLEY: Just what any competent ref should do ... patting her down for concealed weapons! MACE: Hmmmpf. I don't see where she could conceal anything on that skintight suit of hers. It looks to me like Jaime's just getting a bit frisky. MASTERS: Now that you mention it, I don't recall the champ patting down Keith Edwards. [Megaera's none to happy with McNulty's happy hands ... as she grabs one set of fingers, bending them painfully backwards until 'The Gift' yelps in pain and twists away from her. Glaring, he massages his hyperextended digits as Megaera's music slowly fades out.] MASTERS: Two of the three competitors in this match, now in the ring! That means we're only waiting for one more, and that's .... [... Masters is cut off, as Nelly's 'Hot in Herre' signals the entrance of one of NPW's most legendary competitors ...] CROWLEY: Whoaaaaaa, Nelly! Here comes the Alpha Male!!!!!! [Blue and orange spotlights flash in time to the music as Direwolf, wearing cut off jeans and black, mid-calf wrestling boots emerges from beneath the DubTron to a strongly negative reaction.]
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