Posted by NPW on 9/23/2003, 1:03 am [Astroth, wheezing already on the mat, crawls towards his corner and swats the outstretched hand of Flare - who pops to the top rope! As the arrogant Fantastico climbs off Bash and spins in the ring to show off to the fans, Flare springs forth... connecting with a missile dropkick! As Timmy flips over, Flare pulls Timmy up to his feet, tossing him into the ropes and catching him on the way back... lifting him overhead! Stepping in a circle, Flare drops Timmy from the press-slam position onto his chest! Keeping up the momentum, Flare pulls Timmy up again, executing a stalling vertical suplex and showing a little power.] MASTERS : Flare's able to get some power moves in here on the diminuitive Fantastico, and he's done that before slapping on a leglock here! With Timmy such a small guy, we're getting to see some stuff we don't normally get from Flare! [Twisting the knee of Timmy around, Flare gets a bootful in the face from Fantastico's other foot - as Lonny, crawling to his corner, finds Stankowski on the apron after his assault. Making the tag, Lonny rolls out as Freddie steps in through the ropes and charges forth, landing a boot on Flare's face. As Flare stumbles against the ropes, the big Stankowski goes over the top rope, trapping Flare in an impromptu Tarantula! With Flare struggling, Fantastico finds his footing, slapping Flare's exposed form with some hard shots before tagging in Louie. "The Hardcore Prof" hops on to the top rope, springboards forawrds... and sends a dropkick into the chest of Flare, sending the BWWa Silver Dollar champion and Stankowski out to the floor!] [Flare lands more or less on his feet, reeling back into the barricade - in time to catch Louie screaming over the top rope with a bodypress that sends them both down! With the legal men on the floor, Billington starts counting... and behind him, Timmy Fantastico hops the ropes, coming right back in despite having just tagged out. Hitting the far ropes as Stankowski rises slowly on the outside with Z and Flare, Fantastico dives OVER the top rope with a plancha... taking out all three men on the ground! Not to be outdone by his one-time partner, CALVIN enters the ring, following suit... and charges the far ropes towards the ever-increasing crowd below, leaping through the ropes and connecting with several people near the announce table, with a --] CROWLEY : CALVIN ASTROTH PRESS VERSION 2.0! MASTERS : ... it's a cross-bodyblock, Ken. CROWLEY : CALVIN ASTROTH PRESS VERSION 2.0! [With the crowd growing on the floor, Lonny Bash cannot be left in the ring. Billington, sighing, steps aside as Lonny hops the ropes, hits the far side, and flies from the ring over the top with a suicide dive --] MASTERS : OH GOOD GAWD! NO! NO! BASH IS DOWN, AND HE'S DOWN HARD! [The French-Canadian announce table is the scene of the accident, as Lonny's form flies towards it in the air. Fantastico and Z, looking like they're going to catch Lonny, do something quite different : grabbing him in mid-air and stepping apart, they DRIVE HIM THROUGH THE TABLE IN AN IMPROMPTU DOUBLE-DDT! The table splinters, and Lonny is down - and quite out.] MASTERS : We could have a serious injury to Lonny's neck here! We need assistance! Someone get the paramedics! CROWLEY : TIMMY FANTASTICO AND LOUIE Z ARE MY NEW HEROES! [With the pack down, it's Timmy and Louie who are the most active, rising to drag Bash from the table. His head a bloody, bloody mask, they roll him under the bottom rope - where Fred Billington drops to check him out. Lonny appears unconcious as Fantastico and Z look to slide under the bottom rope... and the hands of Freddie Stankowski grab their legs, preventing them from entering!] MASTERS : Lonny's out, but he's in the ring! And Freddie Stankowski - that powerhouse monster - he's got those powerful mits on Fantastico and Z, and he's wrapping up their legs! Lonny could win this by countout here - NO! FLARE AND ASTROTH! [Flare, rolling in Calvin's weary, fat, and too-flabby form, enters the ring behind him. Calvin, pulling Lonny up, positions him in the ring in piledriver position! Flare, looking at the hurt Bash, hesitates a long moment.. but the screams of the belt-lusting Astroth drive him to the second rope. Pushing down on the feet, he asissts Calvin in delivering the --] MASTERS : AS-DRI ---err, SPIKE PILEDRIVER! SOMEONE END THIS! [Flare, covering, screams for Billington.. who slides in, making the count! On the outside, Timmy and Louie kick at Freddie until he finally lets go.. but Calvin drills Louie at the ropes with an axehandle before biting furiously at Timmy's head! As Fantastico shoves him back, the last slap of the mat happens --] THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! MASTERS : NEW CHAMPIONS! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS! "AS-FLARE" HAS WON THE STRAPS! [Flare pulls Calvin out as the paramedics come, joining Fred Billingtom on the outside as he passes off the titles - to Calvin, who struggles with Flare for his as well. Ariel Mace makes the announcement : ] ARIEL [on the mic] : Ladies and gentlemen, your winnersssss.... and NEWWWWWW National Pro Wreslting Taaaag Teaaaaaammmm champiooooooons.... CALVIN ASTROTH! FLARE! "ASSSSSSSS-FLAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRE!" [As the pair celebrate - and argue about titles - on their way up the ramp, Fantastico and Louie glare angrily from the outside, watching them go. Stankowski, out on the floor, clutches at his face and grits his teeth at the ceiling as the paramedics rush to Bash.] [We head to commercial...]
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[Fantastico, sending Astroth into the ropes, lands a standing dropkick on the chest of the one-time Untouchables leader. Popping up, Timmy thrusts his hips at the fallen Calvin before turning towards Bash and landing a Facebutt into his nose. Bash, reeling, lands in a neutral corner and collapses, holding his nose. Timmy, charging to the far side, rushes the fallen Bash, leaping into the air... and landing on him with a Bronco Buster! Timmy gyrates his hips as he slams onto Bash's chest repeatedly, showing off for the crowd.]
