Posted by NPW on 9/23/2003, 1:02 am CROWLEY : Yeah - it was weird that the Untouchables let him in like that.... [As Masters shakes his head and sighs, the lights dim once more - and new music begins to play... music slightly altered for the team entering the ring now.] [The NationalTron blazes to life with the "Biscuits" logo superimposed over the hideous, chinless face of Timmy Fantastico and the churlish, glasses-covered face of Louie Z. Clips of Fantastico, Direwolf and Z in action start to play on the oversized videoscreen as Ariel Mace makes the intros. Timmy's own voice begins to sing...] [BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!!] [Three blasts of pyro erupt across the stage as green spotlights start to dance across the stage. As further pyro blasts fire off to punctuate each word in the chorus, "Badd Crazy" Louie Z and "The Macho Muchachp" enter under the large screen.] [Wearing his usual silver-and-green trunks and matching boots, Fantastico's got his 18" steel pipe, 'Pepe', sticking up under the waistband. Louie Z, scowl on his face, looks down at Paco on the end of Timmy's leash, giving the little dog the evil eye.] [While Fantastico stalks back and forth on the stage, shaking his hips and thrusting his crotch in an attempt to rile up the crowd, Louie Z heads ringside his feet thumping down the steel ramp. Fantastico follows in due course, introducing himself to all the chicas along the way.] [As Fantastico climbs into the ring and places "Pepe" in the corner as Louie glares at Astroth and Flare, Masters speaks over the scene.] MASTERS : And if we're talking about bizarre combinations in tag team wrestling... how about the pairing of "Badd Crazy" and "The Macho Muchacho"? None of us saw a Direwolf-Fantastico affiliation coming! # Burning looting, raping shooting # [Bash and Stankowski - NPW Tag Team title belts around their waists - step out from the back, the NPW Tag Team titles strapped around their waists. Both still wear their Rock Machine "colours" on their vests, and stop on the stage, Freddie producing a microphone from his bet.] CROWLEY : And because there hasn't been enough talking tonight... it looks like the champs have something to say here. [Freddie holds up his hand as the music dies slolwy...] FREDDIE STANKOWSKI [on the mic] : You know, Angelina Bishop is right : NPW is changing, and it's changing fast. The new breed of wrestling is coming up fast on the old guard of NPW, and sometime not long after "The Commissioner's Invitational", I'm betting there's going to be a showdown. Everything that's gone on tonight - everything that's gone on since Rob Brimstone lost the NPW championship - is forcing every single wrestler in this company to prepare to take sides. Are you part of NPW's new breed of talent, looking to take what's yours? Or are you part of NPW's old guard of talent, holding on to what you've earned with time and hard work? And in the case of some of us somewhere in the middle, like Lonny and I are... what side are you going to choose? Well, we're going to be the first to publically choose a side - right here, and right now. [Freddie passes the mic to Lonny over the cheers.] LONNY BASH : We're here to say it loudly and clearly, so listen up! You all know I don't like Direwolf one little bit. You all know I'd like the opportunity to smack him in the mouth and pin his shoulders to the mat for a three count, for no other reason then he turned my best friend down there - [Lonny points to Louie in the ring.] - against me. But while Direwolf's a world-class jerk... he's also right. This is about LOYALTY! This is about taking a STAND! And Freddie Stankowski and Lonny Bash are taking their stand right now, win or lose tonight.... and we'll be DAMNED if Angelina Bishop is going to book Joseph Rose and Keith Edwards and Megaera over the likes of Direwolf and Astroth and the Rock Machine, who have EARNED our right to be here! If Keith Edwards is your "new breed"... then count us "OLD GUARD"! And Jack Mace, for whatever it's worth : WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK! MASTERS [over the roar of the crowd] : BY GAWD, LONNY BASH AND FREDDIE STANKOWSKI HAVE TAKEN A STAND - AND THIS CANADIAN CROWD IS BEHIND THEM IN IT! Hold on to your seats, National Pro - because the Rock Machine just became the first among many to come to publically state their loyalties! [Bash, throwing down the mic, flies after the charging Stankowski as he hits the ramp, racing down after him as Referee Fred Billington calls for the bell. In the ring, Timmy Fantastico, turning to Astroth, suddenly drills him with a wild chop to the chest at the same time Flare sends similar open-handed chops into the chest of Louie Z. As Z and Astroth are driven back towards opposite ropes, The Rock Machine race to ringside, both sliding into the center of the ring. Stankowski flies across the ring to the far turnbuckle where Flare hammers on Z, taking to the air - and landing a turnbuckle splash that crushes them both together the same time that Bash nails one on the back of Fantastico! With Flare and Fantastico crumpling slightly, Stankowski and Bash fling them across the ring towards each other, colliding them together... but Fantastico leapfrogs Flare as Flare ducks low, moving on to dropkick Stankowski as Fantastico hits a flying elbow on Bash!] [As Freddie rolls to the safety of the outside, Astroth and Flare kick the hell out of Bash in the corner as Billington tries to restore order. As Louie Z and Timmy Fantastico head to the outside after Stankowski, Flare manages to drag Bash out to tjhe center of the ring by the legs, turn himself back-first towards Astroth, and slingshot him over - into Calvin's patented axehandle! Bash hits the mat hard, and on the outside, Fantastico and Z stomp all over Stankowski, beating him down with fists and boots. Freddie fights back, rising to fire lefts and rights into the heads of the Biscuits members - until Louie lands a high knee in his midsection and sends him off shoulder-first into the steel steps!] [Back in the ring, Billington has forced out Flare as Astroth drops diving axehandles on the form of Bash. Covering him as Billington returns, Calvin grabs tights for a fast two count before Billington sees the cheat and stops the count, breaking it as he warns Astroth. Calvin, pulling Bash up, rakes his bootlaces across Lonny's eyes before uppercutting him with an axehandle. Fantastico, sliding in as Louie Z strolls to his corner, slides in under the bottom rope and stalks behind Astroth as Calvin bites Lonny's forehead, however... and drives his foot up between Calvin's legs!] MASTERS : Ooooooooh! Cheap shot by the former partner of Calvin Astroth! And Timmy Fantastico, recieving a heavy warning by Billington, starts landing in the facebutts to the skull of "The Paranoid Genius"! CROWLEY [under the desk] : Naw, you're makin' that up. I'll commentate as soon as I find the pen I dropped down here...
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MASTERS : I can't believe I'm saying this - especially with Calvin presently experiencing "night terrors" in the ring there - but I never thought I'd see Astroth with as formidable a partner as Killingbeck and Fantastico. Take Cal's experience and Flare's sheer speed and exuberance, and they've got a real shot at tag team gold tonight.
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# Engine runnin' hotter dan a boiling kettle #
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# City to city - we's earnin' our dime #
# On location - tourin' 'round de nation #
# Badd Crazy an' Macho always on vacation #
# Itchy trigger finger but de able girlie stable #
# I do what I do best 'cause I's illin' an' able #
# Ain't no fakin' - jore chicas I's takin' #
# Going coast to coast - watchin' all de girlies shakin' #
# While Louie's in de slammer doin' t'ree to five #
# Timmy F's in de ring - cold kickin' it.. #
# LIIIIIIIIVE!! #
# No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Scranton [BOOM!] #
# No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Shelburne [BOOM!] #
# No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Scranton [BOOM!] #
# Another shot of tequila in his brain #
(Fantastico) # Anudder girl - anudder fight #
(Z) # I'll jump on you, b###h, from a great height #
# Direwolf's crazy - he even scares us #
(Fantastico) # He's got dat Halle Berry chica in de back of de bus! #
# Tour around de world - joo rock around the clock #
# Plane to hotel - all de chicas on de jock #
(Z)# We're trashing all comers like it's going out of style #
# Winning all the gold along the way cause it's worth our while #
# Four on the floor - Teej and Cal are out the door #
(SISSY) # Timmy's in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore #
(DIREWOLF) # We've got daftness by the pound and dolts by the stack #
(Z) # Cuz Scranton's in the front.... and Shelburne's in the back! #
# No sleep 'til Scranton #
# No sleep 'til Shelburne #
# No sleep 'til Scranton #
# Burning looting, raping shooting #
# Burning looting, raping shooting #
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# I wanna see your blood all over the land.... #
