Posted by NPW on 9/23/2003, 12:59 am MASTERS : HOLLLLLYYYYYY MACKINAW! IT'S THE FORMER OWNER OF NPW! CROWLEY : IT'S "THE FLAGMAN", BABY! ARIEL : IT'S MY DADDY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! [Angelina Bishop turns away, rubbing her eyes and muttering under her breath, her long-time nemesis emerges on the stage. Looking far leaner than he's maybe ever been, and in a shape he might not have seen since his mid-thirties, former World champion "Flagman" Jack Mace steps onto the stage. Dressed in some faded jeans and a black Northern Pro Wrestling t-shirt, the bearded, greying "Canadian Patriot" puts some of his weight on a black cane. Looking around at the loud cheers of the Canadian crowd, Mace smiles, nodding ever-so-slightly in appreciation at the ovation.] MASTERS : "Flagman" Jack Mace has arrived here in Calgary, and listen to this ovation! I never thought I'd see him around here again - and what a thrill this is for the Canadian fans! CROWLEY : Mace, you magnificent old bastard! Co-Commissioner? Bishop's gonna FLIP! [Mace shakes Carnage's hand, and turns to face Angelina. Bishop returns the gaze for a moment, and as the noise dies down slightly, she speaks into her microphone.] BISHOP : Jack... how nice to see you again. JACK MACE : Hello, Angelina. Nice to see you, too. Eaten any babies yet today? BISHOP : Funny. Sam, do you honestly feel bringing back this -- JACK [interrupting] : No, no, no - this is part of the problem, Angelina... people like you and me and Sam taking up too much time, when there's matches to wrestle. I'm here for "The Commissioner's Invitational"... and I'm going to start naming my matches right now. Because at that pay-per-view in two weeks? "The Paranoid Genius" Calvin Astroth... JACK MACE : ... will be facing Direwolf.... JACK : ... in a STEEL CAGE! MASTERS [over the thunderous din] : OH GOOD GAWD! JACK MACE RETURNS - AND HE'S SIGNED DIREWOLF VERSUS ASTROTH! Listen to these fans give it up! CROWLEY : Jack Mace and Sam Carnage just saved that damned pee pee vee from the toilet, Bobbo! I'll give it up for Rose and Flare and Edwards and Megaera, but Direwolf-Astroth in a CAGE? Colour the Crowbar JACKED! [As Mace's music hits again, Bishop shakes her head towards the two men, turning on her heel and departing the stage with her two bodyguards in tow. With the fans cheering, Mace and Carnage shake hands once more, Jack following Sam out a moment after he turns to the crowd, raising his arm in the air in a final thanks for the evening.] MASTERS : Sam Carnage just "levelled the playing field" BACk for the wrestlers who MADE NPW in the first place, and these fans love it! And we're set to go with the NPW Tag Team title match right away - as here come Calvin Astroth and Flare! [A loud, low, THUD is heard, vibrating from the speakers. With that noise, the house lights go down, blacking out everything, except for a ball of fire on the screen. Slowly, it begins to form into a single letter.] [The video begins to zoom in on the F, as a funky guitar riff begins to play. The music grows louder and louder as the F grows larger and¡¦] [A huge gush of pink pyro shoots up from each side of the entrance ramp! The crowd leaps to their feet as the chorus from everybody¡¯s favorite dance hits the speakers.] [Stepping out from the entryway are Calvin Astroth and Flare, followed by Calvin¡¯s entourage. Calvin is dressed in his traditional wrestling robe, and underneath his mismatching outfit. Looking about with wide eyes, Calvin clutches the dreaded ring bell of doom. To his side, his flamboyant partner is dressed in his typical flame-stylized longcoat, and is holding his eight foot tall stepladder. Gleaming across his waist is the BWWa Silver Dollar Championship.] [Millicent and the PFK show up alongside Calvin, the PFK carrying Calvin¡¯s equipment bags as always, and Millicent rabidly cramming what appears to be an entire roast of beef into her mouth. Flare and Astroth stand posed at the top of the entry ramp, soaking up the crowd reaction before making their way down. Flare starts slapping hands with the crowd as he runs back and forth with his ladder, while Astroth clutches his ring bell, listening to the advice and piglike eating noises of his six year old manager.] MACE: Hailing from Detroit, Michigan and Edmonton, Alberta Canada, at a combined weight of .. uhh¡¦ ¡®The untested rookie Blair¡¯s weight plus a bit over two hundred pounds¡¯¡¦ that¡¯s weird¡¦ oh whatever. They are ASSS-FLLLAAAARRREEEE!!!!!! [RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!] [Flare charges into the ring, pulling off his title belt. He quickly sets up his ladder as Calvin Astroth heads in. Both men climb opposite sides of the ladder, looking out to the crowd.] [Both men shoot their hands into the air.] [The ringposts EXPLODE in pyro, bathing both men in both orange and pink glows before the pyro dies down. Flare and Calvin climb off, and Flare goes to pass his title belt over to the referee. Calvin greedily eyes Flare¡¯s belt for a few minutes before walking to his corner and collapsing into the fetal position. After giving his partner a kick, Flare sighs, and grabs his ladder, and folds it up, tucking it under the ring.]
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