Posted by NPW on 9/3/2003, 9:58 pm CROWLEY : That's all in the past now, Bobbo - once Z was shipped out and forgotten in that pound-me-in-the-rear penitentiary, he hasn't been the same... and he hasn't forgiven Lonny for leaving him to his fate, either! ARIEL : But Lonny didn't know! No one knew! CROWLEY : Oh, Lonny knew. Never trust a guy named Bash. If you don't believe me, ask Joey Rose. [Lonny hesitates as he locks up with his ex-partner, and Louie takes advantage of it - by kneeing him in the midsection. Landing a fist in the side of Lonny's head, Louie fires him across the ropes, heading the opposite way - and sprining off with a flying forearm to the head of Bash, dropping him to the mat. Louie scrambles over him, screaming into his face and slapping his cheeks before pulling him up to his feet. Locking on one of Poppa Pintha's cherished arm bars, Louie rings it out several times before firing Lonny across the ring again and racing once more the opposite way, taking air on his return and spinning a roaring elbow into "Boom-Boom's" face. With Lonny dopwn once more, Louie scrambles up, driving him into a corner with his boots until Lonny is all but crushed underfoot. Backing off into the rest of the ring in a slow, wide circle, Louie suddenly charges into the corner with a baseball slide - but Lonny bails, and Louie slides through under the buckle! Lonny, grabbing his legs, smashes the inside of Lou's knee into the ringpost!] MASTERS : And Lonny Bash, finally getting some offense here after some high-flying impact moves by "Badd Crazy"! [Again Bash smashes the inner knee of his formner partner into the ringpost, and Louie scrambles away, kicking back into the middle of the ring as Bash slides back in. Grabbing Louie's leg, Lonny drops two elbows to the inside of the same knee before pulling Louie back away from the outstretched hand of Fantastico, Lonny himself making the tag to "Wild Eyes". Freddie steps into the ring as Lonny holds the leg, and with some help from the ropes, Freddie launches his foot into the inside of the knee, connecting once more. As Lonny steps out, Freddie forces Louie up to his feet, slinging him to the far side - and catching him in side suplex position! Spinning halfway around on the mat, Freddie drops him to the mat, hooking the leg for a cover of one.] [Pulling Louie up and taking him over with a vertical suplex, Stankowski suddenly claws at Louie, his teeth sinking into his head. As Dan Bash makes him stop, Fredide stomps at Louie further until forcing him into a corner with some extremely powerful overhand chops. Slinging him across the ring, Freddie is caught on the return by Louie's quickness - as Z's legs wrap around his head for some spinning headscissors! As Stankowski spins off, Louie staggers and dives to his corner... tagging in the former World champion!] MASTERS : And Timmy Fantastico, getting the tag for the tag team of "Biscuits!" Wow, how weird is that to say? Fantastico, over the top rope, and Freddie Stankowski up to meet him! Sharp left jab by Timmy! Another! Another! Here's the haymaker - ducked by "Wild Eyes"! Headbutt - and a FACEBUTT by Timmy! [The much-anticipated "Facebutt" connects as Timmy smashes his face into Freddie's, leaving both of them reeling on the spot. It's Freddie who recovers first, however, kicking Fantastico in the gut and sending him off the ropes. Fantastico flies back, ducking under Freddie's powerful clothesline attempt and hitting the far side - and hitting a spinning headscissors of his own! As Stankowski goes down, Timmy hits the side ropes, flipping backwards as he springboards off, landing with a moonsault across Freddie's torso. Dan Bash counts to one before admonishing Timmy for grabbing Freddie's tights, and Timmy rises, thrusting his hips at Bash and shouting before holding his arms out of his sides and dropping another "Facebutt" into Freddie's exposed ribcage. Pulling Freddie up as he rolls over, Fantastico rakes his eyes with his boots and sends him into the ropes - where Freddie touches the outstretched hand of Lonny Bash before ducking under Fantastico's spinning wheel kick! Timmy stops the maneuver, landing on his feet and turning to face Freddie... who holds on to the far rope. As Timmy thrusts his hips at him, Lonny Bash has climbed the ropes - and springs off as Timmy turns, hitting a flying bodypress off the top!] MASTERS : FLYING BODYPRESS! ONE! TWOOOOOO! And that's all Lonny will get, as Freddie does an excellent job of distracting Fantastico! Here's Lonny, to his feet, looking for a Lionsault of his owwwwwwwwwnnnn - TIMMY PUTS UP THE KNEES! AND DOWN GOES BASH! CROWLEY : This is why Fantastico is truly a ring general, Masters! This is the kind of awareness that saw him as the greatest World champion of all time! That he's never been NPW champion is simply a matter of cirumstance - because Lonny Bash is about to find out why Timmy Fantastico is "The Machosen Muchampion"! [He is. Fantastico gets up slowly, standing cockily over Lonny and bucking his hips at the crowd - before kicking out his legs and driving one over the face of Bash. Dragging Lonny to his feet, Timmy ducks a short-arm attempt by Lonny, catching him in an atomic drop before lifting him again in a back suplex. Dragging him across the ring by the leg, Timmy tags in Louie, who scales the ropes quickly and leaps off, dropping a guillotine legdrop over his former pal! A cover gets two before Lonny's foot finds the ropes and Timmy recieves the fast tag by Z, both of them sending Lonny across the ring and hitting tandem roaring elbows into the face of Bash. With Lonny down, Timmy prepares to waggle his hips once more - when he suddenly flies across the ring at Stankowski, drilling him off the apron with a dropkick! As Freddie loses his footing and finds the arena flag below, Timmy quickly points to Louie, who heads to the top again - as Fantastico does the same, on the same buckle.. and facing Louie!] MASTERS : I don't get what's going on here... there's no tag, and it looks like Fantastico is about to superplex LOUIE Z! [Hooking Louie into "Fantastibuster" position - and with Louie letting him, to boot, Timmy lifts Z off the top rope, hovering above Lonny. As flashbulbs go off and the Japanese crowd watches to see what will happen... Fantastico hits the "Fantastibuster" - driving Louie's extremely hard skull into the head of Lonny Bash!] MASTERS : OH GOOD GAWD! LONNY'S NOSE HAS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! They just combined the "Fantastibuster" with the "Brainiac"!! And this one is over! CROWLEY : Call it... "El Cerebro Fantastico", Masters! Or call it something! Because this one's over, and Lonny's just gonna call it a night! [As there's been no tag, Bash admonishes Louie and Timmy - who drops over the form of Bash just as the crowd whoops it up like crazy. Timmy, oblivious to all but his assured victory, falls over the form of Bash as Stankowski slides back in, only to be charged by Louie Z! Catching Louie on the fly, Freddie presses him overhead, and wings him headlong into a turnbuckle! But the cheers? Those are presently for...] MASTERS : CALVIN ASTROTH! CAL ASTROTH HAS ARRIVED, AND HE'S GOT A RING BELL IN HIS HANDS! CROWLEY : Direct from Skull Mountain, it's "The Paranoid Genius", baby! [Astroth, his head bandaged from an accident that happened earlier in the week - or didn't, if you ask Crowley - slides his bloated carcass under the bottom rope, getting to his feet. As Timmy counts off the count with his fingers, Astroth dives at him, a wild, feral, angry look on his face... and DRILLS his ex-partner with the ring bell in the back of the head!] DINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!! [As Dan Bash stops the count and looks up, Astroth is up to his feet again, Fantastico rolling off Lonny and covering the back of his head as he curls into a ball. Astroth, turning, finds Stankowski waiting as he turns back from dealing with Louie - and swings! Freddie ducks, but Astroth's bell finds Louie's head, who has felt nary an effect from the turnbuckle toss a moment ago... but who goes down now, as the bell connects again! As Dan Bash calls for the REAL ring bell, Astroth dives from the ring!] MASTERS : Dan Bash is disqualifying The Rock Machine here, as Calvin Astroth takes his vengeance out on Timmy Fantastico! CROWLEY : I stand corrected! That man is an impostor! Obviously, Calvin Astroth would never attack Timmy Fantastico! [Fleeing ringside as Freddie drops to attend to Lonny and Louie flops out to the floor, Astroth rushes back up the ramp! Looking back over his shoulder, Calvin's nervous, twitching grin fills his face as he points at "Jimmy Magnifico" and mutters under his breath. Stopping partway and freezing, Astroth looks up to the curtain - AS DIREWOLF APPEARS! CROWLEY: That man who is so not Calvin Astroth is about to run into "The Alpha Male", Bobbo! [Direwolf, stomping across the stage, snarls at Astroth as Calvin pauses, looking up at him. Finding discretion to be the better part of valour, Calvin leaps off the side of the ramp, and flees sidestage away from his nemesis! Direwolf stands on the side of the stage, hopping down to the floor and follwing Astroth with all speed!]
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MASTERS : And the Rock Machine taking early control, as Fantastico and Z bail to the floor! There's a brief conference by Z and Fantastico now on the outside as the champs find their corner inside... and as Bash appears to be starting for the Machine, it looks like Louie Z will be starting for... well, "Biscuits", I guess! And here's a meeting we haven't seen - Bash and Z, who used to be the tightest tag partners in NPW history - and one of the most successful teams, as well, in "Extreme Incorporated"!
