Posted by NPW on 9/3/2003, 9:48 pm CROWLEY [dryly]: Ooh. Ooh. I can't wait. [Vicious appears at the entrance of the ramp, holding an NPW flag high and looking quiet unhappy. On his waist gleams the Canadiana Title.] MACE: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a special FLAG MATCH. Entering the ring first, from Hamilton, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at two hundred and SIXTY pounds - he's a big sweety and he's cute as a button, and he's got a belt... DANNNYYY... VICIOUS!!!! [Vicious continues to stalk to the ring as his music plays, the Japanese crowd cheer him anyways, though obviously are waiting for their hometown star.] CROWLEY: God this guy is a whiner. [in a mocking tone] My cell phone doesn't work, I don't wanna go to Japan, I'm a loudmouthed prick with a cute blonde on my arm but I still get to whiiinnneeee.... MASTERS: That's quite enough, Ken. [Vicious stalks into the ring, and rolls under the bottom rope. As he stands, he waves the NPW flag high while the crowd half-heartedly cheers him. He moves over to the ring post, and fastens the flag on securely. Moving over to Dan Bash, he removes his belt, passing it to the ref.] CROWLEY: FINALLY. Christ, I hate rap. ARIEL: And his opponent! Hailing from Tijuana, Mexico, and weighing it [The crowd leap to their feet for the hometown favorite, cheering him on enthusiastically.] [A wave of green flame ERUPTS at the top of the ramp. No expenses were spared in the entrance for the EAWC champ, apparently.] MASTERS: Ultra Raptor defeated Tojo Masuke in a HUGE upset two weeks ago. A twisting superkick if I recall, and Vicious is going to have to be prepared for that. CROWLEY [sighing]: Lord I hope he isn't. [In the center of the flames, back turned to the crowd, is The Ultra Raptor. His arms raised above his head in the sickle claw sign. He brings his arms down in a sudden motion and the fire flares up again.] MACE: AIIEEEEE!!! [Having forgotten to turn off the house mic, Ariel jumps back, terrified by the enormous burst of flame.] CROWLEY: HOW MANY WRESTLE.. excuse me. Calm yourself down Ken. How many wrestlers have pyro in their entrance? MASTERS: Hm, over half at least. CROWLEY: Then why is that silly b###h terrified EACH AND EVERY TIME?!! [Turning around, Ultra Raptor is handed a flag - bearing the EAWC logo - by a ringside attendant. Resting the flag over his shoulder, he begins the trek down to ringside.] MASTERS: I actually sort of appreciate the fact that he and Danny aren't fighting over their countries. CROWLEY: If this little guy from Mexico was fighting for the honour of Japan, well, I'd be laughing. [As the discussion continues, Ultra Raptor climbs onto the ring apron and hands off the flag. He steps in and nods to Vicious, a show of respect.] MACE [settling down]: Gee that fire was scary! MASTERS: It's alright Ariel - it's gone now. CROWLEY: I hate you both. [Dan Bash quickly checks over both wrestlers, and nods. Moving into the center of the ring, he signals for the bell!] [Ding Ding Ding!] MASTERS: Just a note to you fans, this is a standard match - the loser's flag being the prize. [Vicious rolls his massive shoulders, and looks down at the much tinier man, who has fallen into a high lucha-libre stance, and is shifting his weight from foot to foot as he eyes Vicious.] MASTERS: And - into a lockup! Woah! [They go into a lockup, and Vicious promptly shoves back the smaller man, and flexes. Ultra Raptor flies backwards, landing on his back before rolling back to his feet.] CROWLEY: I wouldn't even bother with a lockup in Raptor's case here. MASTERS: Vicious showing his easy power advantage here - Ultra Raptor is going to have to be as quick as he can to get the pinfall. MACE: Come on sweetie! [Raptor slaps his shoulders, and moves in on Vicious after getting up. They slam into a grapple again, and this time Vicious holds on, trying to push Raptor to the corner. As Raptor staggers back, he suddenly falls under Vicious, and kicks his feet up, nailing the bigger man in the back and staggering him into the turnbuckle!] MASTERS: Quick kick by Raptor, and now he's up behind Vicious - and a dropkick! [Ultra Raptor LEAPS into the air, and snaps out his legs perfectly to nail Danny Vicious in the face as he turns around. Raptor lands neatly, and nails a high roundhouse!] CROWLEY: Kid has some moves. MASTERS: High roundhouse from Raptor - couple of low calf kicks, and a high spin kick! [Vicious staggers forwards and collapses after the barrage of kicks, prompting Raptor to leap over top of him to the turnbuckle, and flip neatly over with a moonsault to the back of the downed man!] MACE: Get up Danny! MASTERS: Raptor rolling over Vicious - and now with the pin! MASTERS: This is bad for Raptor - Vicious caught him... and overhead into a guerilla press! [Vicious presses Raptor a few times over his head before stepping forwards, simply dropping the smaller man behind him. As Raptor collapses bind him, Vicious falls backwards, nailing an elbow drop and holding on.] ONE!!! TW - Kickout! MACE: Pin him harder next time! CROWLEY: Pin him harder? Does that mean anything in specific? MACE: Well, uh... MASTERS [sighing]: Can we just call the match?
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MASTERS: Welcome back fans, we're about to get ready for what I'm expecting will be a damn fine wrestling match.
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at 191 lbs... he is the... EAWC Champion... ULTRA RAPTOR!!!
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ONE!!!
[Danny throws the smaller man off of him, and leaps to his feet, rubbing his face from the high kicks. Raptor neatly rolls back, and charges right for Vicious again with a cross body block... and is caught!]
