Posted by NPW on 9/3/2003, 9:43 pm MASTERS: Competitors taking their time as they size each other up. CROWLEY: And up... and up... and up... [As TJ speaks to Norman, he promptly HAMMERS his legs between Norman's legs! Norman's garbage can falls to the ground, and TJ brings his cane overhead, and down on Norman!] MASTERS: Low blow and a cane shot from Killingbeck - and a soccer kick to the ribs sends Norman onto his back! CROWLEY: The Greco-Roman low blow is an ancient tradition, I'll tell you about it sometime. [A second cane shot onto Norman's ribs curls up the big man, and TJ drops down. Demonstone moves in and begins hammering down for the three-count.] ONE!! [Norman kicks out with authority, shoving the lighter man off of him and several feet away. Rolling to his feet, and looking a little angry, Norman bounces off the ropes, sizing up TJ who spins his cane, grinning wolfishly.] MACE: Ooh, Normy has those little red marks all over him you get when hit with little crops! CROWLEY: ....... MASTERS: ........ [Norman, looking more than a little irritated grabs his trusty garbage can again, and moves quickly in on TJ.] MASTERS: Garbage can blocks the kendo stick shot, and TJ drops his weapon after a toe kick! [A hard toe kick doubles the smaller man over, and Norman promptly shoves the dented can over TJ's head! An uppercut to the can forces TJ to stand, and a HUGE lariat knocks Killingbeck over!] MACE: That's funny! MASTERS: TJ on the ground after a solid lariat, and Norman going for the pin! [TJ kicks out easily, though lies on the ground. Norman steps back, and LEAPS into the air for a legdrop onto TJ's head in the can... and TJ slides out easily!] [CRUNCH!] CROWLEY: Hah! Nobody home. [Norman winces in pain as he leg drops the empty can, and TJ promptly falls to the side, dropkicking the big man over.] MASTERS: Low dropkick from Killingbeck - now hauling Norman up and a whip to the ropes! [As Norman runs back, TJ bolts for the opposite ropes, and then smacks him in the mouth with a high roaring elbow! Norman staggers back, stunned.] CROWLEY: Wow, TJ really got some meat off of that one. MASTERS: Killingbeck firmly in control here now, and E-Normus Norman is against the ropes now. MACE: I wanna see someone get put in that can again! That was fun! [Grabbing his cane and tapping it against the ground once, TJ kicks the garbage can in front of Norman, who is still stunned and resting against the ropes.] CROWLEY: What's he up to now... [With a yell, TJ suddenly BOLTS forwards, and places his cane against Norman's throat as he leaps overtop of the big man, WRENCHING his throat with the cane as he lands behind him on the ring apron!] MASTERS: Good lord, I have no idea how to call that. [The crowd cheers noisily, TJ standing on the ring apron facing outwards, back to back with Norman. His hands are stretched behind him as he grips the kendo stick firmly contricting Norman's throat.] MASTER: This is insane! Demonstone isn't doing anything... he's laughing! [Norman's face is turning beet red as TJ's cane continues to choke out the big man. Norman slowly reaches behind him, and grabs TJ around the shoulders, trying to yank him into the ring... and TJ hooks his feet in the ropes!] CROWLEY: Hah! I love this stuff! MASTERS: He's going to crush his throat at this rate! [His face now purple, Norman reaches behind him once more, and manages to let out a phenomenal yell before YANKING on TJ's arms, and ripping the smaller man from the ropes to send him flying into the ring!] MACE: Ooh, Normy is looking funny. I remember when Jeff looked like that after he tried to fit his head through the monkeybars and got caught... he claimed he was trying to be a caterpillar. [Norman, still red-faced and catching his breath, manages to stand up into TJ's charge, sending the smaller man insanely high in the air before he crashes to the ground below. His face set and determined, Norman grabs the garbage can, and steps out to the ring apron, still trying to catch his wind.] CROWLEY: That's it TJ... keep... dancing. [TJ twitches a little bit, spread-eagled with his head facing the ring. Norman steps by the turnbuckle on the ring apron, and then BOLTS forwards, leaping high into the air, and legdropping the GARBAGE CAN ONTO TJ!] MACE: AIIIEEE!!!! [The camera shows Ariel step back quickly from the announce table as TJ's head lies crushed underneath the massive nerd and his garbage can.] MASTERS: HOOOLLLYYY MACKINAW! TJ Killingbeck is DEAD! Get me a toe tag! ===INSTANT REPLAY=== [As Norman leaps from the ring apron, he extends his leg, and places the garbage can underneath, crushing the can, and the head of the man underneath as he lands.] ==END REPLAY=== CROWLEY: NOOO!!!! Alright Teej, listen to me - it's your old pal Crowley. DON'T GET PINNED BY THE DORK! [Although TJ seems unconscious, Norman is not doing much better, and is rolling around on the ground, clutching his leg. Demonstone slides out of the ring smoothly, and Norman finally manages to move over TJ. With a flick of his wrist, he bats the garbage can away, showing TJ's face to be a bloody mess.] ONE!!! [Blood courses from a vicious cut on TJ's forehead, and from his nose. Norman seems to be in a great deal of pain from the legdrop as well.] TWO!!!!
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[TJ simply relaxes in a corner, kendo stick across his shoulders as he looks over Norman. The Japanese fans remain mostly silent as they watch the foreign wrestlers. Norman walks to the center of the ring, and makes a 'come here' motion towards Killingbeck. TJ deftly spins his cane in hand, and the two walk up to each other.]
ONE!!!
MASTERS: Killingbeck back on his feet... and charging for Nor-BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!
[The crowd is on their feet now, watching the pin.]
THR...
