Posted by Northern Pro Wrestling on 11/7/2002, 1:13 am ARIEL: AND HIS OPPONENT!!! Hailing from Shelburne, Ontario .... The HummingTron blazes to life with the logo of Timmy Fantastico superimposed over the hideous, chinless face of the man himself, as a new entrance song starts to play ... the Untouchables themselves singing and rapping along to their own personalized version of the Beastie Boys' 'No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn'! Clips of Fantastico in action start to play on the oversized videoscreen. MACE: ... weighing in at 200 pounds, the CAL World Champion .... TIMMYYYYYYY FAAAANNNNTAAAAASSSSTIIIICCOOOOO!!! The HummingTron goes black for a second before ... Three blasts of pyro erupt across the stage as green spotlights start to dance across the stage. As further pyro blasts fire off to punctuate each word in the chorus, the CAL World Champion makes his way through the entranceway. Wearing his usual silver-and-green trunks and matching boots, Fantastico's got his 18" steel pipe, 'Pepe', sticking up under the waistband ... and he's followed out by his fellow Untouchables, Calvin Astroth and TJ Killingbeck! While Fantastico stalks back and forth on the stage, shaking his hips and thrusting his crotch in an attempt to rile up the crowd, Astroth, wearing his NPW Tag Title Belt, Timmy's BWW Fraser Valley Tag Title Belt, and TJ Killingbeck's BWW Title and Deathmatch Title stacked around his torso in a veritable breastplate of leather and gold, and Killingbeck, his Singapore Cane draped across his shoulders, stand at the top of the ramp and glare at the man who helped them win the Match Beyond - only to turn on them after accomplishing his goal. MASTERS: Fantastico's leaving nothing to chance here ... he's got his 'insurance policies' accompanying him to ringside here tonight. CROWLEY (singing): No sleep 'til ... SHELLLLLBURNNNE, Bobbo! Killingbeck and Astroth dropped the CAL Tag Titles at Myths & Legends, and Astroth was pinned by Rob Brimstone on Sunday to lose his NPW title ... if Turner pulls out a win here, there'll be no sleep for ANY of the Untouchables. The question isn't "IF" they'll get involved here ... it's "WHEN". As Timmy starts to lead his crew down the entrance ramp, he turns to the ring and locks eyes with Turner. Pointing at his new employer, Timmy drags a thumb across his throat in the classic 'you're a dead man' gesture. Turner simply beckons the CAL champ to hurry up and get into the ring. Timmy's new theme song comes to a crashing end as he waves Turner away from the ropes and slides into the ring, immediately ducking behind Dan Bash as Turner feints a charge. Ducking between the top two ropes, Timmy shoos the NPW owner away and Bash directs Turner to the opposite corner. As Timmy unhooks his belt and tosses Pepe out to Astroth, Bash checks him for foreign objects. Meanwhile, Turner is calling for a house mic, which is provided to him by an obliging Ariel Mace. Buffering...
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The lights go out completely, casting the entire Hummingbird Center into darkness, as Ariel resumes her introductions:
#Foot on de pedal - wearin' CAL gold metal
#Engine runnin' hotter dan a boiling kettle
#My job ain't a job - iss a damn good time
#City to city - I's earnin' my dime
#On location - tourin' 'round de nation
#Macho Muchacho always on vacation
#Itchy trigger finger but de able girlie stable
#I do what I do best 'cause I's illin' an' able
#Ain't no fakin' - jore chicas I's takin'
#Going coast to coast - watchin' all de girlies shakin'
#While jore at de job workin' nine to five
#Timmy F's in de ring - cold kickin' it..
#LIIIIIIIIVE!!
#No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Shelburne [BOOM!]
#No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Shelburne [BOOM!]
#No [BOOM!] sleep [BOOM!] 'til Shelburne [BOOM!]
#Another place - another train
(Killingbeck)
#Another shot of tequila in his brain
(Fantastico)
#Anudder girl - anudder fight
(ALL)
#Another drive all night
(TJK) #Our manager's crazy - she outeats us
(CA) #She's got her own fridge at the back of the bus!
(TJK) #Tour around the world - you rock around the clock
(TF) #Plane to hotel - all de chicas on de jock
(TJK) #We're trashing all comers like it's going out of style
(CA) #Winning all the gold along the way cause it's worth our while
(TJK) #Four on the floor - Astroth's out the door
(MOLLY) #Timmy's in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore
(MILLI) #We gotth Ho Ho'th in the trunk and money in a thtack
(TF) #With dice in the front.... and Shelburne's in the back!
#No sleep 'til Shelburne
#No sleep 'til Shelburne
#No sleep 'til Shelburne
#TJK ... tell de chicas what joo do
(TJK) #Born and bred Tombstone - U.S.A.
#They all me Cray-Zee - But I'm no Timm-ay
#Better listen up close and hear the words I said
#Or I'll cane your ass 'til you bleed blood red
(TF) #I's got limos, arenas, TV shows
#Autograph pictures an' classy hos
(CA) #Stand back, fools, cause we're coming your way
Avoiding gamma waves sent by the C.I.A.
(TF)#Waking up soon but I gots to sleep -
#'Cause I'll be rocking the ring eight days a week!
#No sleep 'til Shelburne!
#No sleep 'til Shelburne!
#No sleep 'til Shelburne!
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