Posted by Northern Pro Wrestling on 10/19/2002, 10:16 pm MASTERS : Here comes Louie Z -- he's making an early grab! CROWLEY : He does this a lot in ladder matches and such - makes a run before anyone else can get there! And one of these days, it's actually gonna work! [Down below, Assault & Battery are going through the door almost casually - and that's likely because both Kalord and Darlock can see that Louie's not going to get a chance at leaping for those titles due to the fact that Darwin is presently racing across the other platform towards him, having reached the top. Brett Stanton is cheering his son on, as he follows A&B through the cage door -- whereupon he hammers Kalord from behind, sending him sprawling! Darlock turns, ducking a blow from the veteran Stanton... and sends a spinning kick into Stanton's head before landing crushing shin-kicks into his face and body. Kalord, regaining his footing, assists his partner as Worg rumbles to the end of the ramp and makes for the doorway.] CROWLEY : Oh God, here comes Worg... there is no God. ARIEL : Leave hr alone! She just needs some positive influence! CROWLEY : Positive influences? Like what, a cattle prod? [Up above the carnage A&B are inflicting, the big Darwin charges across the scaffolding as Louie Z arrives at the centre, reaching up for the titles... and hammers Louie with a SPEAR! Luckily, both men land on the not-too-wide scaffolding, Darwin hammering at Z with the titles swinging gently above them both. It's at this point that Mr. Dude and Adam Delicious, content to allow Darwin to hammer Louie and A&B to hammer Stanton, rush around the scaffolding on the outside of the cage top, finding a clear path towards the titles on on of the cross-beams. Both men run forward towards the straps, Dude leaping over Louie and Darwin and reaching up.... but as Dude's fingers touch the straps, Darwin gets off Z, and tackles Adam into Dude, knocking them all down onto the scaffolding!] [Stanton double-teamed below enough to satisfy Darlock's liking, Raymond Costello whistles for his teammate's attention and points upwards at the other teams above. Kalord, taking to a turnbuckle, climbs up a corner of the cage and reaches the top, hoisting himself up - as the nimble Darlock scales the fencing itself, arriving seconds earlier onto a scaffold at the top of the ring. The metal scaffolds creak, but seems highly unlikely to give, even under the weight of the men involved. Darlock soon advances across one of the four cris-crossing platforms, finding Adam Delicious hammering it out with Darwin and Mr. Dude trying to shove the ape-man off. Biding their time with looks and nods, Assault & Battery wait on opposite sides of the ring as Darwin is overpowered by the IWA Untouchables... and THROWN to the mat below, landing from 15' onto his back in the ring in a heap! Delicious turns to find a palm striking streaking towards his face, knocking him on a cross-platform... and Kalord rushes up behind Dude, hitting a high knee that sends HIM off the side of the scaffolding as well!] MASTERS : GERONIMOOOOOOOO! CROWLEY : I agree with the "MOOOOOOO" part - 'cause Worg's stuck in the door. [As Mr. Dude flies off the side, he lands against the chain fencing of the cage and between the ropes, both of which serve to break his fall - however unkindly. Brett Stanton, powered back onto his feet, pauses his own climb up a turnbuckle to kick Dude in the chops before continuing up. Worg, at this point, has managed to finally wedge herself through the doorway of the cage, which is not, unfortunately for her, manatee-sized - and therefore which has presented a challenge. Finally free, she looks not to climb, but rather to slake her unnatural lusts on whatever she can get her mitts on. Luckily for Mr. Dude, Darwin proves closer, and Worg lumbers over in ogre-like fashion, proceeding to molest the masked man with her thunderous thighs.] [This is precisely the point that the sixth entrants appear : Lonny Bash and Direwolf. Lonny , still on the run, flees towards the cage and rushes the other side, scaling his way up. The slower Direwolf follows suit, and begins to scale as Bash reaches the top scaffolding around the edge. Bash waves his hands at DW, shouting at him to leave him alone, and begins to kick at his head as he reaches the top. Annoyed but undaunted, Direwolf hoists himself finally onto the top of the cage, causing Bash to flee around the outside.] ARIEL : RUN, LONNY! FLEE! FLEEEEEEE! CROWLEY : He'd better, if he doesn't want to be squashed like a spider. [Up on the center of the crossing platforms, Assault & Battery stand tall. Kalord begins to try to unhook the straps as Darlock stands guard, meeting a rising Louie Z with kicks and strikes. The battered Z, undaunted, begins to grapple and struggle with the martial-arts / submission expert, and takes him down onto the platform with an arm drag following a classic Pintha's Gym arm bar. As they rolls dangerously on the platform, Brett Stanton is at the top, and moving his 6'5" frame across the platform, raising the "big boot" into the side of Kalord's skull. Kalord staggers backwards, and into the form of Adam Delicious, wiping his eyes from the water forced out by the palm strike from Darlock to his nose. Delicious wraps Kalord in a full nelson - and lifts him up, throwing him OVER the platform to the mat below! Kalord lands near Worg and the screaming Darwin, her eyes lighting up.] [As Worg tries to rise towards Kalord, who refuses to be molested by this land mammal and who drills her square in the face before re-crumpling to the mat and holding his back, Direwolf lumbers around the top of the ring after Lonny Bash. Lonny, racing around the outside, crosses the platform to find Brett Stanton trying to unhook the tag titles from the top - and Adam Delicious moving to land an elbow on Stanton's head. With Mr. Dude slowly re-climbing the cage down below, and Louie battling Darlock on another cross-beam, Lonny takes the time to help Louie out by smashing Darlock in the back of the head. Together with Louie, they send him over the side - but Darlock drops low, and catches the side of the platform, dangling off the edge. Louie turns to the titles and the battle between Delicious and Stanton now forming, and Lonny turns the other way -- into the snarling face of Direwolf.] Buffering...
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[We return to ringside, and teams are already up the sides of the cage, and moving through the doorway. Mr. Dude and Adam Delicious have scaled to the very top of the cage, but it's Louie Z - very possibly the outright swiftest man in pro wrestling - who's reached the top before anyone else. Dude's left hand, however, grabs Louie's right ankle, and sends him sprawling on the platform resting across the top of the 15' steel cage. Louie kicks violently, however, and frees himself, scrambling out of Adam Delicious' long reach -- and across the top of the platform!]
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