Posted by Genetic Monkey #2 on 9/8/2002, 12:48 am ARIEL: Never, ever leave us again, Uncle Bobby
CROWLEY: Im not usually this happy to see you
but being forced to work with Lester Bash gave me a new appreciation for you, Bobbo. Just warn me when the break is over --" [Cracking open an eye, Crowley notices the red light on the camera and quickly releases his grasp and adjusts his wraparound shades.] CROWLEY: Ooh, ahh
and THAT is how to perform a classic bear hug submission, Bob
fear me. [Masters, for his part, seems to be relieved to reclaim his spot at the announce table.] MASTERS: Fans, were only minutes away from our main event of the evening and I dont know how much more can HAPPEN tonight
but first, the directions of both Northern Pro Wrestling and Big West Wrestling are about to be affected dramatically as we head backstage where Im told the NPW Champ, DIREWOLF, is about to sign a long-term contract! JACK MACE: You son of a b###h! You signed with the MSWA! [ANGELINA BISHOP has a look of utter shock on her face.] JACK MACE: Who approached you! MARION SHAMROCK? JACK LYNCH? This violates every principle the CAL stands for damn it! DIREWOLF: No. I found the contract in a specially marked box of "Fruity Pebbles" and couldn't resist signing it. [The crowd erupts in laughter. ANGELINA BISHOP also laughs hard and pushes her contract towards DIREWOLF. The crowd sounds off with an equal mix of loud cheers and stern boos. DIREWOLF smirks.] DIREWOLF: You are a smart woman ANGELINA. You're not daft like JACK here. JACK MACE: (Angrily.) SCREW YOU JOHN! ANGELINA BISHOP: Thanks JOHN, we can really do some great things together. DIREWOLF: No doubt...(DIREWOLF looks her up and down.) No damn doubt indeed. [The crowd cheers their approval. JACK MACE is livid.] JACK MACE: Go ahead! BETRAY THE NPW! I HATE YOU! DIREWOLF: Cool your jets assmunch. There's still a chance I'll sign with you...(He looks at ANGELINA...they burst out laughing.) Ooh JACK, you're such a loser. JACK MACE: YOU WON'T WALK OUT WITH THE NPW TITLE! I'D SOONER ROT IN HELL BEFORE I LET THAT HAPPEN! [ANGELINA again pushes the contract towards DIREWOLF, eagerly wanting this "victory" in her war against the CAL and JACK MACE. DIREWOLF doesn't pick it up as of yet.] DIREWOLF: ANGELINA, the contract is very generous and fair. I appreciate the respect you show your wrestlers. (DIREWOLF scowls at JACK MACE.) But, I confess, I have strong feelings for my NPW. This is the most difficult professional decision I've ever had to make in my life. ANGELINA BISHOP: How can I help you come to the RIGHT decision? DIREWOLF: Well, a kiss couldn't hurt. [The crowd loves it. They are cheering and making cat calls as ANGELINA smiles. ANGELINA gets out of her chair, walks over to DIREWOLF, places her hands on his shoulders; pulls herself up, and kisses the ALPHA MALE on the lips passionately. DIREWOLF returns the passion in full. JACK MACE'S stare could burn a hole through a bank safe's wall. The crowd is loving the melodrama. ANGELINA breaks the embrace with DIREWOLF, smiles, then hands DIREWOLF the BWW contract.] DIREWOLF: (Takes the contract.) You know something ANGELINA? [The crowd cheers, knowing a DIREWOLF zinger is on it's way. By ANGELINA'S vanishing smile, she knows it's coming too.] DIREWOLF: I can say this because I am very secure in my heterosexuality. After applying several Liplocks to him, I can honestly say that CALVIN ASTROTH is a far better kisser than you! [It's JACK MACE'S turn to laugh. He and the entire arena are laughing uncontrollable at ANGELINA'S expense. She just smiles and shakes her head.] DIREWOLF: (Crumples the BWW contract and tosses it to the floor.) I AM MR. NPW! [JACK MACE arrogantly pushes past ANGELINA and hands DIREWOLF pen and NPW contract. DIREWOLF just smirks and stares at him. Beads of sweat become visible on JACK'S brow.] DIREWOLF: Get away from me, asshole. [The crowd simply loves it.] DIREWOLF: REG? [REGAN MACE walks into the room confidently and shakes hands with DIREWOLF. She takes the contract off of her father, kisses him on the cheek, then hands it over to DIREWOLF. In what can only be described as a symbolic act, DIREWOLF signs!] REGAN MACE: Thank you JOHN, you can trust me. DIREWOLF: I know, and I do...but not your father. You have my loyalty REGAN. Don't lose it. [DIREWOLF exits without acknowledging JACK MACE or ANGELINA BISHOP.]
[We come back from a short video clip for the upcoming Coalition of Affiliated Leagues Myths & Legends pay-per view and fade up on the announce table, as Bob Masters has returned, and is being embraced tightly by Ariel Mace
and Ken Crowley??]
[Backstage, JACK MACE and ANGELINA BISHOP sit at a long table with NPW and BWW contracts in front of them respectably. The tension in the room is immeasurable. The two do not exchange looks, let alone words. NPW Champion JOHN "DIREWOLF" PINTHA is scheduled to sign his contract at this time and appears to be punctual as the crowd roars. DIREWOLF stands in front of the table, NPW belt slung over his shoulder and wearing his patented smirk. ANGELINA smiles flirtatiously, pulls a gold pen out of her cleavage and offers it to DIREWOLF. The crowd sounds off with cheers and whistles. JACK MACE offers a gold pen of his own in anticlimactic fashion. DIREWOLF refuses both offers, but instead tosses a paper on the table. ANGELINA BISHOP and JACK MACE scramble to read the paper. MACE reads it first and is outraged.]
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