Posted by Genetic Monkey #2 on 9/7/2002, 11:35 pm CROWLEY: Last time The Commish was lucky enough to move as Ryfka had him down and out and got too cocky in going for the elbow off the top of the cage. That enabled Owens to scale the cage and drop down to retain the NPW Extreme Title. I see Ryfka gaining a measure of revenge here and taking one of these falls. MACE: I cant wait to see Ryfkas outfit tonight! Ohh and her nails. And hair! This is so exciting! MASTERS: As the crew finishes up and leaves, Ill go over the rules in this special two-falls steel cage match. Both participants will be locked into the specially built cage, making both falls no disqualification. The first fall is for the BWW Western Provincial Heritage title. The senior BWW official, Tommy White is already inside the ring and he is there to count the pinfall or submission. Once there is a winner, White will have the door opened and both he and NPW official, Bill Blatts will stand on both sides of the ring as the NPW Extreme Title will be awarded to the first competitor to exit the cage over the top and touch the arena floor first. The crowd in attendance reacts as the BWW Western Provincial Heritage Champion Ryfka steps out into the arena from the back. MACE: The following match is the NPW Extreme Title Steel Cage match! Making her way to the ring, the challenger, from Ladysmith, British Columbia and standing in at six feet talllll
The BWW Western Provincial Heritage Chaaaampioooonnnn. Rrrrrryyyyfffkaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ryfka steps up to the cage and hands her title belt to Tommy White as she steps into the steel structure. Once inside, she tests out the durability of the cage and climbs a short way up it before dropping back to the mat. She then takes a corner and steps up on the turnbuckle as the fans cheer her and take her photo as the flashbulbs go off around the arena. Suddenly the lights in the arena flash as Living Colour brings them to their feet with Cult of Personality, signifying the entrance of the NPW Extreme Champion, Ric Owens!! MACE: And now, the NPW Commissioner. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty-five pounds. From Springfield, North Americaaaa. NPW Extreme Champiooooon Hiiiigh Excitemeeeent, Rrrrrriiiiiic Ooooooowenssss. The fans jump nearly out of their seats as the NPW Extreme Champion Ric Owens appears from the back and steps into the arena. I'm everything you want to be Owens steps in and feels the cheers of the crowd. He raises a thumbs-up to them as he steps down the aisle, stopping to pose for pictures and give high-fives to the ringside guests. Ric reaches he floor and hands his NPW Extreme title to Bill Blatts who takes it to the timekeepers table. Inside the ring, Tommy White holds up the BWW Western Provincial Heritage Title to Ryfka in the ring and to Owens on the floor. I sell the things you need to be MASTERS: Commissioner Owens steps into the cage as White hands the BWW Title to Bill Blatts who takes the title and locks the cage from outside. Both of these fine competitors step in and face each other as White calls for the bell. CROWLEY: I cant wait to see that sneaky Ryfka in action. She kinda grows on ya.. and makes things on ya grow
MACE: What grows on you? CROWLEY: Why dont you sit in my lap and well talk about the first thing that pops up? MACE: Oh goodie, can we talk about Danny?? CROWLEY: On second thought, you are fine where you are
Collar and elbow tie-up and Owens kneels and armdrags Ryfka to the corner. As she steps out, Owens hits a drop toehold and moves in, slapping on a side headlock. Ryfka steps up and lifts Owens for the back drop, but Ric flips back and pushes Ryfka off the ropes, rolling back and catching her with a quick pinning move: 1.. Kickout at 1. Ryfka looks frustrated as Owens steps in, she moves slightly and he hooks her up from behind. Ryfka brings her heel up into the crotch of Owens, who releases and kneels. Ryfka on the attack and she locks in a blatant choke. Tommy white calls for the break, but she holds it in a few extra seconds before grabbing Rics hair and slamming his face to the mat a few times, before choking him again. MASTERS: These two doing what they do best. Owens trying to keep it legal. Ryfka tying to keep it illegal. CROWLEY: She is the self-professed Dirtiest Wrestler in the West. Ryfka in as Owens is able to escape with a hammerlock on Ryfka. Ric whips her to the ropes, but there is a reversal by Ryfka. Owens comes off the opposite ropes and as he does, Ryfka wraps her arms around his waist, dropping back and landing a HOTSHOT OFF THE STEEL CAGE!!! Owens hits the cage hard and then the mat, a large cut opened up on his forehead and blood beginning to trickle into his eyes. Ryfka stays on the attack, landing an eye gouge followed by a rake to the back. Owens screams out as her nails dig in. As Ric tries to balance against the ropes, Ryfka moves in and bites at the cut of Ric Owens!! She wipes her blood-covered mouth and grabs two handfuls of hair and snapmares Owens over to the mat. Ryfka up on the second rope flies off and lands a knee to the crotch!!! Ryfka rolls to the corner as the fans let out a collective Owwwww! Ric Owens kips up!! Ric reaches into the front of his pants and pulls out a baseball cup with a superhero RO emblem on it! The fans cheer as he gives them a thumbs-up! CROWLEY: Owens IS a freak. Now he just dropped that nasty thing. Look at Referee White trying to kick it from the ring. I dont blame him. I wouldnt want to touch that thing
Ryfka stands in the corner, unaware of the protection Owens brought into the ring. Ric lands a reverse DDT from behind. Owens lifts up Ryfka and hits a beautiful vertical suplex. As Ryfka stands, Ric lands a Russian legsweep and floats over for another quick cover: 1.. 2.. 3Kickout by Ryfka!! Ric Owens lifts up Ryfka, who pulls him down in a small package: One.. Two.. Ryfka holding the trunks!! ThreeNO!!! Owens breaks out at the last second! Ryfka tries to poke Owens in the eyes with her two fingers, but Owens uses his hand to block them!! Owens lands a kick to the stomach, followed by a spinning neckbreaker. MASTERS: Owens with a defense that would make the Three Stooges proud! MACE: Who are the Three Stooges? CROWLEY: Owens, Louie Z, and Danny Vicious I think. MACE: Hey! Thats not nice. CROWLEY: Sometimes honesty hurts babe. Ric Owens gives the fans a signal for the figure four leglock and they go crazy in the arena! Grabbing the foot of Ryfka and spinning around, Ryfka is able to get her other foot up and shove Owens off her leg and face first into the steel cage once again! As Owens steps off, Ryfka trips him and grabbing his leg, locks in a Boston Crab in the center of the ring!! As blood flows renewed from the face and now crimson hair of Owens, he refuses to submit as Ryfka has reared back and clamped the submission move in. The fans try to clap and get Owens to break free, Tommy White lifts the hand of Owens and it drops to the mat. He lifts it again and it drops once more. White lifts it a third time, but Owens pumps his fits and tries to crawl toward the ropes. MASTERS: Ryfka with an actual submission move and she may have Owens here if he cant make it to the ropes. The back of Owens apparently well scouted by Ryfka!
TITLE V. TITLE MATCH
NPW EXTREME TITLE BWW WESTERN PROVINCIAL HERITAGE TITLE
RIC OWENS (C) V. RYFKA (C)
TWO FALL STEEL CAGE MATCH
MASTERS: Here we are Ken, the first NPW-BWW title for title match. The crew is busy finishing up the twenty-five foot steel cage here, but this one is going to be spectacular! Last time we were surprised by the actions of Ryfka in the ring, but this time, we all know, including our new Commissioner, Ric Owens, what she is capable of in this ring. But is that going to be enough for him to retain his title and maybe gain a taste of BWW gold tonight?
Carrying her belt proudly around her waist, Ryfka is wearing red wrestling gear detailed with shiny gold accents; which is once again commented on very well by Ariel outside the ring, much to the delight of the rest of her announce team.
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