Posted by Genetic Monkey #2 on 9/7/2002, 11:31 pm FANTASTICO: Joo can fly, amigo!! Up joo gooooo!!! [RIIIINNG!!] Timmys head wheels around as a fax machine rings. Unfortunately, this happened at the most inopportune time, as Paco comes tumbling to the floor, yipping frantically. Timmy wheels back, gritting his teeth. FANTASTICO: Oooohh, sorry bout dat, amigo. What de hell iss dis? Timmy ambles over to the fax machine as a single page comes through. Pulling it off the rack, Timmy scans the contents. Greetings from the Deep South. My name is Steve Posty, but you may know me as MSWAs dysfunctional postman, Psycho Steve. I was going to come up to Toronto to deliver this letter personally, but my pal Sergeant Claws got drunk last night and smashed up my car pretty bad. So, although it pains me as a postman to use fax technology, I wanted to let you know that Ive been watching your pay-per-view event tonight, and Id like to throw my postal cap into the ring for a match against you at the upcoming Myths & Legends pay-per-view. As you may know, Ive been undefeated ever since MSWA joined the CAL unless you count the match I threw against that APWF no-name. But that was more to piss off Jack Lynch so wed have to drop the APW.. out of APWA
but I digress. Bottom line: I think Im a worthy contender for your CAL World Title belt. Youll excuse me if this letter is short, but I have to get back to Claws. I dont trust him alone in the den ever since the keys to the liquor cabinet went mysteriously missing last week. Yours psychotically, Steve Posty Fantastico shakes his head and crumples up the fax, tossing it onto the floor. FANTASTICO: What de hell iss it, Paco all de whackos iss comin outta de woodwork tonight, wantin de shot at de CAL World Title for Myts an Legends. Paco looks up, and blinks, but doesnt answer. Unlike a certain psychotic mailman, Timmy doesnt hear voices in his head answering him. FANTASTICO: I tell joo what, amigo
nex week on Firefight, iss gonna be me an de udder Untouchables agains Psycho Steve, Heidi an dat Edwards guy in de six-man tag match. If dey beats us, den whoever gets de pin get de shot at de World Title at de CAL PPV. If we win
den Is gonna pick anudder guy to fight! Fantastico grins, and picks Paco up off the ground. FANTASTICO: Now
up joo go again
.!! [We cut back to the announce table as they prepare for the next match.]
Cut to the backstage area, where Timmy Fantastico is lounging in the Untouchables dressing room, playing Toss the Doggie with Paco a game that seems to consist solely of the CAL World Champ throwing his faithful companion into the air and catching him inches from the floor. Dear Timmy Fantastico:
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