Posted by BC [Paradise wastes no time as the cage is lowered from the ceiling, NPW ring crew members securing it to the ring apron. TJ and Calvin, Timmy's Untouchable partners, stalk around the ring, launching insults towards Coach Stakovich as Paradise flies at Timmy like a man possessed. Enraged, he forgoes any lockup attempt to spear Timmy to the mat, and unload a blinding flurry of left and rights into Timmy's head! Grabbing his hair, Sal sits atop of Timmy in the ring, smashing the back of his head into the mat. In a scary moment for The Untouchables, Dan Bash drops and actually gives a TWO count before Timmy squirms out! Sal keeps up the attack, Paradise -- fighting like a vicious animal -- grabs the scrambling Fantastico and unloads more wild shots into his head. Grabbing Timmy, he charges towards the cage fence [NPW using real chain-link mesh cages] and slam's Fantastico's face into it, knocking Timmy backwards to the mat!] MASTERS : LOOK AT PARADISE! HE HAS GONE COMPLETELY NUTS! [Indeed he has, as he scrambles after Timmy again, forgoing any wrestling to club Timmy with his fists. A small cut has opened in Timmy's already mangled face, and Sal's fists make it worse. Climbing off Fantastico, Sal's chest heaves with his exertion, and he pulls Timmy to his feet, sending him into another side of the cage. As Fantastico bounces off, Sal catches him again, and sends him to the far side of the cage -- only to have Timmy dive and chop block his knee for his first offense of the night.] [Fantastico, woozy, tries to shake off the blows he's recieved by targeting Sal's knee. Stomping on it viciously, and smashing Sal's ankle with his foot as well, Timmy twists the ankle shortly thereafter mercilessly in a grapevine. Draping it over the bottom rope, Fantastico stomps the knee and foot, dropping his weight over it and placing it back up to do it again.] CROWLEY : Fantastico knows he's got to increase his natural speed advantage here, and keep Sal off his pins so that he can use that Lucha Libre style he does so well. Sound tactics from my man, The Macho Muchampion! [Pulling Sal to his knees, the smaller Timmy lands his patented "Facebutts" repeatedly into Sal's own face, smashing his gross visage into Sal's nose again and again. Timmy, apparently nearly pain-free in the face area, draws blood as it squirts from Paradise's nose to the mat. Pulling a limping Sal up -- who claws at Timmy with raking fingers, trying to kill him -- Timmy sends Sal face-first into the side of the cage, knocking him backwards! Timmy, sensing opportunity over his foe, climbs the ropes, using the cage to aid him. Turning around at he top, Timmy measures Sal, and unloads with a high-flying frog splash onto his chest! Timmy hooks the leg!] ONE! TWO! KICKOUT BY PARADISE! [Timmy, pulling Paradise up, is surprised when the animalistic Sal uses a takedown maneuver to send him onto his chest. Hooking his knuckles over Timmy's face, Sal pulls back, crushing Timmy in a side headlock on the mat! Rolling over him a moment later, Sal locks on a front facelock before Timmy fights to his feet. Forcing Sal's arms to break apart with a European uppercut, Timmy chops at Sal, who unloads with more shots to the head! Tossing Timmy towards the cage, Sal waits as Timmy returns, catching him in a fireman's carry... and charging his exposed head into the cage! Again, with Timmy on his shoulders, he charges to another side, Fantastico's flesh becoming acquainted with the mesh on an intimate level! A third time and a fourth follow, Sal ramming Timmy's head into the cage on all four sides, before Sal drops Timmy down with a short Samoan drop.] MASTERS : Paradise is so enraged, fans, but has employed much of his amateur background in the last several minutes here! And that's what he needs to do! He needs to use that to -- CROWLEY : Yeah, whatever -- look, Sal's good. But he's not UDDERLY FANTASTICO! [Sal, at Coach's command, covers Timmy for a two count before Timmy lifts the shoulder. Pulling Fantastico up -- who is bleeding profusely -- Sal is surprised by a short dropkick to the bad knee. Timmy, scrambling up as Sal staggers back and the charges, leaps into the airm hooking Sal into an double arm DDT! Outside, the Untouchables shout encouragment to Timmy, and Fantastico keeps up the assault by taking to the ropes and taking Sal down twice with a pair of flying headscissors. Finally, with Sal winded, Timmy climbs the ropes, stepping up to the top.. and continuing to climb!] MASTERS : Fantastico's tring to make his way out of the cage! If he can, this is over! [A screaming Coach "motivates" Sal to roll slowly to his feet, and climb up after Timmy. The Untouchables are encouraging Timmy to simply fall out as Fantastico reaches the top! Sal, climbing the ropes.. grabs Timmy's tights as Fantastico hangs half-out of the cage! Yanking Timmy back in, Sal hooks him under the arm from behind.. AND DELIVERS A TOP ROPE BACK SUPLEX INTO THE RING!] MASTERS : OH GOOD GAWD! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! WHAT A SHOT BY PARADISE!!! [Both men are down, with Paradise getting up first. Sal, winded and weary, knows that this is his time. Staggering behind Fantastico, Sal prepares for his finisher as Timmy climbs slowly to his feet! As Timmy struggles up...] MASTERS : SLEEPER! SLEEPER APPLIED! SAL HAS TIMMY IN THE SLEEPER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! AND FANTASTICO IS FLAILING! [Timmy's arms are spinning wildly as he desperatel searches for a way out! The taller, stronger, bigger Paradise applies the pressure! In sheer desperation, Timmy races Sal backwards into a turnbuckle.. AND SQUASHES DAN BASH WITH SAL'S BODY! The little ref crumples, crawling on the mat only slightly -- but Paradise does NOT LET GO! Timmy staggers forwards in the sleeper back into the center of the ring, and towards the far side of the cage!] [Outside the cage, action is well underway.. as TJ Killingbeck BRAINS Stakovich from behind with his barbed-wire wrapped Singapore cane! Calvin Astroth, calling for a "Pepe pipe" from the arriving Untouchables "Equipment Manager", The Pimply-Faced Kid, screams for Fantastico to come to his voice. As Timmy, struggling with the last of his might, reaches the cage where Astroth is waiting, Astroth slides Pepe into Timmy's hands! Still in the sleeper, Fantastico grips the 18" pipe with both mitts.. and lifts his hands overhead, CRACKING SAL IN THE TOP OF THE SKULL! SAL AND TIMMY CRUMPLE TO THE MAT!] MASTERS : NOOOOOOOO! ILLEGAL OBJECT! ILLEGAL -- AND BASH IS DOWN! [Fantastico, bleeding and barely able to crawl to his knees, rolls the pipe off the side of the ring, and staggers up on uncertain legs. Wobbling over, he literally falls on top of Paradise, who lies unmoving on the mat! Dan Bash is crawling over!] CROWLEY : FANTASTICO KNOCKED SAL OUT COLD! DAN WITH THE COUNT! HURRY UP, DANNY! [DAN BASH RAISES HIS ARMS SLOWLY! THE CROWD CHANTS WITH EACH SLAP OF THE MAT!] WINNER : TIMMY FANTASTICO via PINFALL MASTERS : WHAT A TRAVESTY! A TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE! Paradise had Fantastico BEAT! God DAMN Timmy Fantastico! GOD DAMN HIM TO HELL!! [As garbage is being chucked over the cage into the ring, NPW security is rushing through the door with the EMTs. The Untouchables -- Astroth, Killingbeck, and The Pimply-Faced Kid -- pile in with them, Killingbeck handing Fantastico the CAL World title and the gang raising the Mexican-Canadian champion high on their shoulders! As Timmy collpases again into Calvin and the PFK's, arms, TJ Killingbeck jabber-jaws at the camera through the cage : ] KILLINGBECK : HIS NAME IS TIMMY FANTASTICO! HE'S AN UNTOUCHABLE! AND THAT MEANS.. NEXT TIME, BRING KYRPTONITE! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! [As Timmy is dragged out by his temmates past Sal's unconcious body, the PFK retrieving "Pepe", we turn to Masters at ringside.] MASTERS : FANTASTICO RETAINS IN A TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE!! -- BUT WHAT A NIGHT! ARMAGEDDON RETURNS! APOLLO CARRINGTON RETURNS! NEW NPW CHAMPION! NEW EXTREME CHAMPION! NEW NORTHERN HERITAG CHAMPION! NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION! THE CHOSEN FEW REFORMED ON THIS VERY SHOW! AND TIMMY FANTASTICO SCRAPES OUT ANOTHER WIN! FANS, WE ARE OUT OF TIME! WE HOPE YOU HAVE ENJOYED "THE STAND" FOR ALL OF US HERE AT NORTHERN PRO, THIS IS "DR. CLEAN" BOB MASTERS FOR KEN CROWLEY AND ARIEL MACE SAYING SO LONG FROM TORONTO! ... AND GOOOOOOD GAWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!] [Fade to black.]
on 4/20/2002, 4:43 am
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