Posted by Mad Mutt
on 9/12/2009, 8:02 am, in reply to "Re: Pretending"
72.218.68.237
City Manager: "Mayor Holley, Mayor Holley, the villagers are coming! Some of them are throwing bricks, and they ALL have torches!"
Mayor Holley: "Quick, break out my Playboy collection and cover the Stone with them."
City Manager: "It's too late, your Honor! Sir Thomas has discovered the hiding place!"
Mayor Holley: "Hurry then, and prepare the Cat-apult. Have Animal Control round up the strays and prepare to FIRE!"
City Manager: "There are none left, Sire! Alas, the Insane Canine has taken them all to the beach!"
Mayor Holley: "Curses! Foiled again! Well then, give them the Stone! We never knew its True Purpose to begin with!"
Villagers: "HOORAH, HOORAY, HOO-DAT?!!!"
........FINI........
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