Posted by Dave Kaisler on 2/20/2008, 4:29 pm
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While I was monitoring my Dwarf Ninja Bunny on the Internets-Chattin and S&%t, we came across a story of a guy ordering coffee from a Dunkin Donuts, driving a red Corvette without pants... ah, him, not the car. Do I hear Prince singing "Little... Red Corvette" in the background. Sorry, couldn't resist that one.
Now, I know as we travel through the dust of our days, some of us might be prone to committing copycat acts, just for the sheer joy of causing a ruckus. I am speaking directly to the Honorable Gentlemen; Brad Spiers, John Gray Wallace, Dennis Jordan, Jack Dragseth, and George Satterfield. Sirs, keep your pants on and, leave the Corvette in the driveway.
Also, for the mental, emotional and overall safety of the general populace in my area, I have been fitted with a device which locks my pants on if I go within a 5 mile radius of any drive thru coffee joint.
BTW, this apparently was a real incident in Florida, I think. Hope everybody gets a giggle off this one.
Kindest Regards,
Dave Kaisler
The Other Ugly Naked Guy
