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Posted by Firestorm on 10/30/2001, 2:34 pm 1. What do you call it when you see Yulie buried up to his neck in sand? 2. Ryo, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and an honest lawyer are all walking down the street, when they see a dollar. Who gets the dollar? 3. A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
Just some jokes here I learned and altered a bit to fit into RWH.
Answer: Not enough sand.
Answer: Ryo. The other three are mythical creatures.
A short time afterwards, White Blaze trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and purred, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and rumbled.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at White Blaze and was surprised, to say the least. However, the tiger looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, White Blaze jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." White Blaze jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the tiger, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
White Blaze jumped down again and went to the computer. The tiger proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the tiger and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."
White Blaze jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."
White Blaze calmly looked at him straight in the face and said, "Woof."
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