"And the Oscar goes to":....Me me me me me!!! Will you be watchin' this theatrical event tonight fellow men of the caves???...As if we guys had any choice watchin' this yearly show of shows...The gals have control of the remotes tonight.
I have washed a hamperlod which is already hangin' high and I have also mowed the stubblefields, showered with gusto and have dressed appropriately for a sunday...I will not put on the Tux until we are about to head off to the red carpet...I'm spit-shinin' the Florsheims right now...
Yesterday 5-star chef Alicia decided that we should have a delightful mixture of deliciously prepared chicken breasts and an exotic salad filled with asparagus spears, herbs de provence plus other mystic potions known only to the culinary elite...All we mere morals know is that the flavour was out of this world...Thanks dear, you're the greatest!!!
Time to move along singin' a songnow as there are furballs to walk, coffee to sip and adventures to conjour up...Have a good one all and we'll see ya later if not sooner...
« Back to index