Posted by Coyotes on 12/1/2008, 9:37 am, in reply to "Senior Joke for 'Ol Sal"
And old man's wife dies, and after a year, his friends encourage him to get out and enjoy life, and seek female companionship.
So one night he puts on his slickest outfit (which was popular in 1955 and amazingly had just come back into style), heads out and goes into the first club he sees. What do you know, this adorable woman 1/3 his age invites him to dance, and by the end of the night they are in bed, making love.
A few days later, the old man notices a discharge coming from equipment. Thinking he caught some horrible disease, he goes to the doctor. "Did you recently make love with a woman?" the doctor asks.
The man hangs his head and admits that he did.
"Well, go find her," the doctor says. "You're coming."
-- Coyote
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