Posted by Guest Speaker on 10/2/2009, 9:04 am
70.195.5.156
Dateline: South Suburbs of Chicago
This morning I pulled into a local grocery store to pick up some foodstuffs when I parked next to a dark red sporty coupe. Inside, I noticed a late 30-something female exhale a generous plume of smoke(presumably from a cigarette). As I looked further, I noticed she raised her cigarette up to where I could see it- Great Ceaser's Ghost!- it was a freshly lit "full flavored" More Menthol! Oh the long length, oh the burnised brown color trimmed with silver rings and writing, oh how she took a satisfying drag, oh how she looked at me, smiled, and gave me wink of the eye as she departed. And oh how I was embarrased when I saw a reflection of myself in the window and noticed drool running down the side of my mouth and onto my light gray baseball undershirt for all to see!
Ahh yes those More women- embarassment never felt so good. Never settle for less.
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