Posted by David Ruiz
on 11/2/2009, 6:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Shaggy Dog Story"
I don't think people have time to hear Shaggy Dog stories anymore like they used to. When you hear one these days, it harkens back to another era.
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: To be honest, I forgot where it came from. It is quite punny
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: I see you enjoyed this when I posted it two days ago.
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: Every morning the marine biologist would feed the porpoises in the aquarium. The
: porpoises love seagulls; apparently they tasted good, but, more importantly, they
: made the porpoises "randy" and ready to make more porpoises. So, when the
: biologist wanted to encourage breeding, he'd fee the porpoises seagulls in the
: morning. One day early in mating season he was about to feed the porpoises
: seagulls.But as he walked out to the porpoise tank, he saw a lion sleeping on the
: walkway over the tank that he needed to walk on to feed the porpoises. The animal
: seemed to be sleeping soundly, so the biologist just quietly stepped over the lion.
: Suddenly a squad of FBI agents swooped down on the biologist, and arrested him. The
: criminal charge: transporting gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises.
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