Posted by Warren Serkin
on 10/30/2009, 3:31 pm
Every morning the marine biologist would feed the porpoises in the aquarium. The porpoises love seagulls; apparently they tasted good, but, more importantly, they made the porpoises "randy" and ready to make more porpoises. So, when the biologist wanted to encourage breeding, he'd fee the porpoises seagulls in the morning. One day early in mating season he was about to feed the porpoises seagulls.But as he walked out to the porpoise tank, he saw a lion sleeping on the walkway over the tank that he needed to walk on to feed the porpoises. The animal seemed to be sleeping soundly, so the biologist just quietly stepped over the lion. Suddenly a squad of FBI agents swooped down on the biologist, and arrested him. The criminal charge: transporting gulls across a staid lion for immoral porpoises.
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