If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask?

Posted by shaun on 10/15/2009, 8:46 am
Message modified by user shaun 10/15/2009, 8:47 am

me: I won't kill you if you don't attack me, deal? vamp:__________________________________ me: Are you really dead? vamp:__________________________________ me: Who did this to you? vamp:__________________________________ me: The mirror thing. True or False? vamp:__________________________________ me: Do you regret becoming a vampire? vamp:__________________________________ me: Could you subsist off coconut milk instead? vamp:__________________________________ me: Then why don't you live in the tropics? vamp:__________________________________ me: Oh I didn't realize that. Which tropical area features the highest vampire population? vamp:__________________________________ me: on a scale of 1-10, how does coconut milk compare with fresh human blood? vamp:__________________________________ me: Interesting . . . *This interview cannot proceed without the vampire's answers to guide the course of questioning.

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Responses: Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - johnshirley 10/15/2009, 10:05 am Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - shaun 10/15/2009, 11:46 am Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - johnshirley 10/15/2009, 12:05 pm Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - shaun 10/15/2009, 12:10 pm Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - johnshirley 10/15/2009, 2:34 pm Re: If you could actually interview a vampire, what exactly would you ask? - shaun 10/15/2009, 3:19 pm ^ now THAT's the kind of vampires we need, - shaun 10/15/2009, 5:55 pm « Back to thread

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