Posted by shaun
on 9/29/2009, 6:42 am
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THE HOUSE IN THE PORT concludes today with
Part 12, on THE FREEZINE OF FANTASY AND SCIENCE FICTION.
Up tomorrow:
the Golden Third Eye,
by K.B. Updike, Jr.
EXTRA HALLOWEEN TREAT COMING IN OCTOBER!
That's right, my jaded ones. The novel that was called "too shocking for human consumption"
by NASA and the American Heart Association!
Text by underground legend BLAG DAHLIA
Artwork by Mad MARC RUDE (r.i.p.)
ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH LIPSTICK is a hard-boiled tale of sex, death, dope and violence on this world and beyond.
THRILL to the exploits of Lucifer Doolan, The Equalizer, Natasha Romilar and all the rest
as they fight, fornicate and defy physics in the Time/Space Warp.
THE FREEZINE OF FANTASY AND SCIENCE FICTION invites you to experience the ultimate in glorious black and white:
ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH LIPSTICK.
"Reading Armed To The Teeth With Lipstick is something akin to
being assaulted with bad puns in the shape of a truncheon." - NORMAN MAILER
"...call it Finnegan's Colostomy..." - GORE VIDAL
"As Abelard needed Heloise, as Poe craved his sweet Lenore,
so too do Dahlia and Rude need to be silenced--forevermore." - STEPHEN HAWKINGS KING
"Like an infected piercing on an aboriginal dingus,
(Armed To The Teeth With Lipstick is) both modern and primitive in all the wrong places." - CARLOS CASTENEDA
"(Armed To The Teeth With Lipstick) turned an otherwise damp nether region into a vast, parched Sahara..." - ANAIS NIN
"The First Amendment is a sticky mistress. Every once in a while a book like this one comes around. If you're not careful, you just might catch something." - STUDS TURKEL
"Excuse me for shooting my mouth off..." - ERNEST HEMINGWAY
WARNING: NASA and THE AMERICAN HEART ASSOCIATION are concerned that select passages from the illustrated novel "ARMED to the TEETH with LIPSTICK" may increase incidence of CORONARY HEMORRHAGE in humans.
All 31 Chapters of ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH LIPSTICK will be reprinted in whole, complete and intact as its author intended, and replete with the original artwork reproduced in full digital black and white. STAY TUNED THIS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1ST for "CHAPTER 1: MORNING HORROR", and put on your literary bibs, because every single day of OCTOBER, 2009 The Freezine Of Fantasy And Science Fiction will serve up one steaming, lurid chapter of this twisted underground masterpiece at a time. Not Recommended For The Faint Of Heart Or Those Averse To Unexpurgated Martian Colonization Gone Wrong And The Continuation Of Corrupt Police Franchises Intent On Caving In The Heads Of The Noncompliant With Lead Pipes For Having Sex With Pool Cues.
"Paranoia is a skill"
~...
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