Posted by Mordecai
on 8/25/2009, 3:56 pm, in reply to "do he or don't he?"
Message modified by user Mordecai 8/25/2009, 4:20 pm
My mutant monkey robot ninja spaghetti monster is the most perfect thing ever. (Seriously dude, it's way awesome.)
Now, where the fuck is it? (Some spook at the patent office must have his panties in a bunch.)
You learn that little thought experiment in any freshman philosophy class. It's a false argument, but a fun one. It's probably done as an introduction to Kant. Just to tweak the mind a little before the heavy shit comes down.
What if existence is its own imperfection? God the Flawed, who just can't seem to get it right. Humanity as some slapstick sideshow of a bumbling deity forever uttering, "Missed it by that much."
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