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Posted by Emily on 1/2/2007, 5:31 pm The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste When I got on the scales there arose such a number! I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt I said to myself, as I only can So, away with the last of the sour cream dip, Every last bit of food that I love must be banished I won't have a cookie - not even a lick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore... Unable to giggle, no longer a riot,
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Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house. Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber)
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt,
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man."
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
"Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
But isn't that what January is for?
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
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