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Posted by Big Poppa Pump *~* The scene opens on a Tuesday night, in parking lot of the Washmint in Dakota City, Nebraska, at around eight pm. Big Poppa Pump, Intercontinental Title around his waist, wearing a black, hooded jumper, black jeans and matching boots, is leaning back-first against the bonnet of his truck, with two ladies on either side of him. The audience cheers from inside of the arena cheer, as they watch this, and the camera zooms in. *~* Big Poppa Pump: Like I said; he gave it a good shot, but I showed him whos boss! He failed, and thats all there is to it, but now I have to do the same thing all over again this Fury! Does it ever end? Claudia: Who are you facing this time? Big Poppa Pump: Some punk named Steve Austin! Ah, I remember him; hes the guy that came in for about a week, had a feud with my good friend Lex Luger and my worst enemy Triple H, and left to do somethin else! Whats he doin now, workin as a checkout guy? Olivia: I think I saw him at Dunkin Donuts... Big Poppa Pump: Whatever, its all the same! The point is, he gave up, and will forever be labeled as a quitter unless he can redeem himself this Fury! You know, why dont you two ladies join me tonight in the ring? I wanna tell the whole World about the bionic joke! Lets go! *~* The audience cheer once again, as the trio set off in the direction of the entryway. We cut to the ring, where Tony Schiavone and Stevie Ray are sitting by. *~* Tony Schiavone: Welcome back from the commercial break, folks. If you just joined us, Im Tony Schiavone, alongside my co-host for the evening, Straight Shooting Stevie Ray. What a show we had for you on Sunday night, folks. Packed top to bottom with great matches, and we have a new Deathmatch Champion crowned in William Regal. Stevie Ray: No doubt, Tony, no doubt. It was an amazing show, but what surprised me was Scott Steiner keeping the Intercontinental Title. I mean, I thought Jericho had his number. Dig it? Tony Schiavone: Well, it was indeed very close. Those two, as well as our other great wrestlers, put on one heck of a show. If you dont know, we are also holding a Friday Fury event this week, where highlights from NIGHTMARE will be seen throughout the show. Moving on to other n
*~* Suddenly, the lights dim and the sirens ring throughout the arena, as Hollar If You Hear Me blasts over the P.A. system. The audience rise to their feet in unison, as through the curtains comes Scott Steiner, bare-chested, with the lovely Cindy Crawford holding his left arm and on his right is Olivia Newton-John. Of course, the pop is intensified ten-fold once the audience sees the ladies, who escort Scott to the ring apron. Scott opens the ropes for them to enter, and once inside he pulls out a microphone and begins to speak. *~* Big Poppa Pump: Cut the music! Now, I just happened to meet these two bombshells at the local café, and once they were in my charm, they agreed to come to the Washmint arena with me, among other things! But this night isnt just about the ladies; and Ill tell you what its about if you guys can focus for one minute! I know, its hard for me, too! But, you see, if you caught NIGHTMARE last week, which most of my loyal fans probably did, you would have seen me completely wipe out that loser Christian and my former friend Chris Jericho in the three-way dance! Thats no surprise to anyone who followed my preparation, but I wanna make one final statement to Jericho before he moves on to do other things! Jack, you almost beat me on Sunday night, and I give you an A for effort, cause you tried your best out there! Even though were former friends, it doesnt stop me from givin you your props when props are deserved! It looks like you got somethin goin on with Al Snow
I still cant believe hes the World Champion
so, good luck to you with that, and if you ever want a rematch, one on one, you know where to find me! From last week to this week, I got another match comin up, but Heyman booked this as a non-title match, meanin if hell freezes over and I lose, I still keep this belt around my body! Thats fine with me! A match one week after a Pay Per View can seem like a lot to handle for most people, but when youre the reignin Intercontinental Champion for the last five and a half months, you realize that its no big deal and just get on with business! In a few days on Fury Ill be facin some guy that I cant remember facin before in eHw! I remember some of his feuds, but if we ever met in the ring for a match, its slipped my memory! That guy is Stone Cold Steve Austin! *~* The audience give a massive cheer for their hero. *~* Big Poppa Pump: Oh, you know him, huh? Well, so do I and I know that hes a good wrestler! This will be the challenge that Ive been waitin for, for the past two or three weeks, ever since Kane decided to jump off the boat, and maybe it might bring out some things in me that you aint ever seen before! Because when you wrestle night in and night out, doin the same thing each week, the same moves, it can get kinda borin! Thats why for me to keep my interest levels on high, I became an innovator! You talk about innovator of violence? Well, Im an innovator of wrestlin maneuvers that can cause violence! Now, as you people have seen before, I love to bring out the dictionary and correct people if theyve made a mistake in definitions of terms! Tonight is no exception, but I havent made a mistake! Im just gonna tell you people what the term innovation means! It means developin somethin new, or bringin somethin new to the table! Austin, I cant speak for my match on Friday, but by the end of the night, somethin new will arise! An innovation will be seen that will shake up eHw like nothin before! But from that to this! Austin, youve wrestled some pretty high-caliber matches before in eHw, even on some Pay Per Views years ago, but so have I! In high-caliber matches, I dont equal your record, I surpass it, and with the amount of wins per match ratio, its off the scale, baby! Can you claim that youve won, straight, for almost six months or more? I dont think so, but, you know, I understand that youre a tough guy that has a feel for more hardcore matches! You like to wrestle in the old barn burner as Jim Ross would say, and thats fine with me, cause Ill bring that to the table on Fury if thats your pleasure! As the current and best Intercontinental Champion, its in my contract to give you my best match, baby, even if its not for my belt, because thats what these fans are here to see! Austin, youve been out of eHw for a while, whether at Dunkin Donuts like Olivia suggested, or workin as the janitor of the local wrestlin school, cause the younger guys wont let you train anymore, it doesnt matter! What matters is that youre back and from your promo a week or two ago, we should be scared of you
but, were not; actually, its the opposite! As good of a wrestler as you were, and even if youd stayed in eHw through its ups and downs, year after year like me and other loyal wrestlers have, Id still look at you the same! You obviously have some rust, even if you were a good wrestler back in the day! Its been, what, two or three years since you were here? You had, what, one or two Pay Per View matches and only a handful of TV matches in you entire career here! Do you expect me to cower under the table and cry like a baby at the mere mention of your name? If you do, youll be sadly mistaken, cause I aint afraid of you, no matter how well you wrestle! Burn off that rust before we meet on Friday, cause I know you can give me your best, and thats what Im hopin for! If you want a place to work out, or a place to have a shower, give me a call, and Ill hook you up! Its no skin off my nose to look out for my fellow wrestler, even if he is comin back after a two year lay off! Well, Olivia, Claudia, Im ready to throw some dogs my bone, so Austin, belt or no belt, you wont have the pleasure of winnin your first match back, I guarantee! So this goes to all my freaks on Dakota City, BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR HOOKUP, HOLLAR IF YOU HEAR ME. *~* The lights dim and the sirens ring, as Scott jumps down from the middle turnbuckle and helps the ladies out of the ring. The three of them sign autographs, as they head up the ramp and exit the main arena. The camera slowly fades to black and the scene ends. *~*
on November 10, 2004, 11:25 am
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