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Posted by carlos on November 28, 2005, 7:51 pm
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Suppose the following situation, "At the top of a castle, there is one > beautiful princess, who is guarded by terrible and gigantic > dragon", therefore we would approach that situation according to each style: >
POWER METAL the protagonist arrives at the castle in a winged white horse >, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess, they go away far and they make love. > >
TRUE METAL the protagonist arrives at the castle and overcomes to the dragon in a battle using his sword. Bathed in the blood of the dragon, does it with the princess. > >
THRASH METAL the protagonist arrives the castle, fights with the dragoon, > saves from the princess and does it with the princess.
HEAVY METAL the protagonist arrives at the castle in a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks a beer with the princess and later does it. > >
FOLK METAL the protagonist arrives with several friends playing accordion, alaude, strange violin, and other instruments. The dragon > remains asleep for as long as they are dancing dancing, and soon they go away... without the princess. >
VIKING METAL the protagonist arrives in a ship, kills to the dragon with an axe, it cooks it and eats it. Rapes the princess, raids the castle and sets fire to everything before going away.
DEATH METAL the protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, does it with princess,kilss her and goes away. >
BLACK METAL Arrives at daybreak, amidst the fog, kills the dragon in front of the casttle and impales its body, sodomizes the princess, cuts her throat with a dagger and drinks her blood in a satanic ritual. Later he discovers that she was not a virgin and impales her together >with the dragoon.
GRINDCORE he arrives, kills the dragon. goes inside the castle, does it with the princess and then kills her.Later he burns her body and does it again with her corpse.
DOOM METAL Arrives at the castle, sees the size of the dragon, gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragoon eats the corpse of the protagonist and later eats the princess.
NU METAL Arrives at the castle and boast about how good he is at fighting and presumes that he is able to beat the dragon. He loses miserably and while fleeing he finds the princess and tells her about his tragic childhood. The princess slaps him and goes away to look for the protagonist of "Heavy Metal". The protagonist "Nu" takes a prozak and goes away to record a disc of "The of".
CLASSIC ROCK N'ROLL Arrives in a motorcycle, smoking a joint and offers some to the dragon that happens to be his long lost friend.Soon, he take the princess to a secluded part of the garden and after much sex, drugs and rock n' roll, has a LSD overdose and dies drowned in his own vomit.
PUNK the protagonist throws a stone to the dragon and flees. Sprays the "A" of anarchy on a wall of the castle. does a hairdo to the princess "mohican" style and opens a stand of fanzines in the passage of the castle.
HARDCORE arrives to the casttle on his skateboard, but in the entrance of the castle the security requests him his ID and tells him to stay outside becasue he is not of legal age. angry he retires vacillating and saying that the princess was not good enough him.
PROGRESSIVE METAL Arrives, plays a virtuoso solo on the guitar for 26 minutes. The dragoon kills itself of as much boredom. he arrives where the princess is and plays another solo, one exploring all the techniques of tones and scales learned in the conservatory. The princess flees looking for the protagonist from "Heavy Metal".
HARD ROCK Arrives at the castle in a red convertible, accompanied by two blondes and taking a bottle of Jack Daniels. kills the dragon with a knife and soon has an orgy with the blondes and the princess.
GOTHIC METAL the protagonist arrives dressed > in clothes of the court of camelot, but he is not sure of neither to want to enter the castle, nor to want to confront the dragon, nor if he likes the princess and confronted by such uncertainty, remains fascinated with the first flower that finds in the garden dying soon after. GLAM arrives at the castle. The dragon starts laughing just looking at him so much that lets him pass inside. He enters the castle and robs the lacquer and the lipstick from the princess. Soon he convinces the dragon to paint hte castle pink and to get highlights.
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